You don't get a handful of virgins when you blow yourself up. If you're seriously that desperate to have sex, just blow yourself. With a little bit of luck you'll break your back trying.
Dear whomever you are,
I don't need your email address, and you're not getting mine. Don't ask for MSN (WLM) or whatever messenger; you're not getting it. I am not interested in anything. I am boring. You won't like me. So don't add me as a friend, unless you really are one and know me. Don't be insulted if I refuse your request or don't respond to it. I am rude and mean,.. in fact, I eat small children alive.