Monday,May 11 2009, 04:29:24 PMDisuse!

Sheila comes home early from work one day only to find her husband, Mark, in bed with a woman.
Sheila says "That's it, I'm leaving and never coming back."
Mark says "Don't you at least want to hear my explanation."
Sheila shrugs and says "Fine, let's hear your story."
Mark says "I'm driving along the street when I see this young lady in torn clothes, no shoes, all muddy and crying. I took pity on her and asked if she would like to get  cleaned up in my house.  
She climbed into my truck and I brought her home. She took a shower, I gave her the underwear that doesn't fit you anymore, the blouse I bought you 2 years ago that you never wore, the $150 Nike running shoes you bought but never used - I even gave her some of the roast beef you had in the fridge, but didn't serve to me.  
I showed her to the door. She thanked me profusely.  As she was about to leave she
 turned around and asked me, 'Is there anything else your wife doesn't use anymore?' "

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Monday,May 11 2009, 04:15:44 PMMY Four Girl Friends

Once upon a time there was this guy who had four Girlfriends. he loved the 4th Girlfriend the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to the finest of delicacies. He gave her nothing but the very best. He also loved the 3rd girlfriend very much and was always showing her off to neighboring kingdoms. However, he feared that one day she would leave him for another. He also loved his 2nd girlfriend. She was his confidant and was always kind, considerate and patient with him Whenever this guy faced a problem, he could confide in her, and she ...

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Thursday,Apr 30 2009, 04:59:15 PMAbout me

You wanna know about me? get closer.

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