Introducing the New Deformed Mustache-Boy Matt Damon

Photo posted by andreea , 5/7/2008 (www.hollywooditoria.com)

Matt Damon is certainly smelling an Oscar, that is if can even breath from behind that mutant thing that’s growing on his face. Matt deformed himself in this manner for his role in The Informant, which, absurdly enough does not feature him as a male porn star… although by the generous mustache you’d think nothing else. C’mon you have got to agree with me… That thing looks nothing short of pornographic on his face, and makes him look like a freak! He just needs a fake beard in order to complete the pirate look…