Eva Mendes Strips Down for Italian Vogue Pictorial

Photo posted by andreea , 5/8/2008 (www.hollywooditoria.com)

Eva Mendes managed to exercise her extremely limited intelligence and strip down for a topless pictorial with Italian Vogue. Yes apparently she, and the vast majority of women, can perform simple “household” tasks including stripping, kneeling, sucking, swallowing, salivating, breathing, ovulating… without any sort of third-party assistance…