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Sunday,Mar 22 2009, 03:37:27 PMRubbing

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him. The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia 'Aha!' mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again. 'Aha!' said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt. The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching. The doctor said, 'How does that feel now?' The midget replied, 'Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?'

 

 

The doctor replied 'I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.'

Tuesday,Aug 26 2008, 03:24:49 PMSplits

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and everywhere that Mary went
the boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt ...

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Wednesday,Jul 30 2008, 05:09:17 PMFine Pair

Jack and Jill went into town

To fetch some chips and sweeties.

He can't keep his heart rate down ...

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11/10/2009 2:13 PMhi

doris12
lilianb 29, Accra, Ghana
I am generally an optimistic person with a sense of humor, fairly easy-going, and I don't think that I'm too critical about things, but I also believe that it takes two people contributing to a relationship to make it work.

11/8/2009 1:48 PMHello

tatian090love
tatiana 29, Moscow, Russian Federation
Hello my new friend !!!!!!!!!!!
I read your profile and I enjoyed it so much that I even wanted to communicate and learn from you more. Not tell a lot about myself this summary:
Good gay life joyful simple girl.
If you want to know me on more then write to me at my Email: Tatiana090love@gmail.com
I very much hope that you will answer me.
I'll wait for your letter.
Tatiana !!!!!!!

11/7/2009 4:06 PMhello

norah4
norah 24, Albany, New York, United States
Hello,
Hopefully this mail will find you in a perfect state of mind and good healthy condition.
While going through the dating sites today, I came accross your profile which I personally
find interesting and charming and decided to drop you few lines just to say hi,I am looking
for a long term relationship in a man of your kind who unerderstands the need to love and be loved.
I have taken time to see the age difference us but this is really within my choice of age range and
I have no problems with that.I sincerely find you and what I have read so far from your profile very
interesting and I will like to know and hear more from you. You can write me directly through my private box
(norahsankoh1985@yahoo.com) for more of me and my pictures.I really look forward to reading from you soon.
Thanks.
Yours Truly Love
Norah Sankoh.

9/22/2009 4:05 PMHello

ajiesuwarno
warno21 37, Surabaya, Indonesia
Hi Dave,..
Seeing your profile and article, I am so interested to be a part of your friend. Can you add me as your friend ?
Tks

9/22/2009 3:50 PMHi Dave

ajiesuwarno
warno21 37, Surabaya, Indonesia
Having a lots of friend around the world is very very interesting.
Can you add me as your friend ?

9/18/2009 5:38 AMHELLO

nomy10002
nomy 23, Senegal
Hello, I am nomy!
How are you ? hope you are fine and in perfect condition of health.Please I went through your profile at (signup.zorpia.com)and i read it and took interest in it,please if you don't mind i will like you to write me on this ID(nomyad2000@yahoo.com) as soon as i get your mail then i will send you my picture,hope to hear from you soon,and I will be waiting for your mail Thanks(nomyand2000@yahoo.com)
nomy!

9/16/2009 12:35 PMhello

goodbaby1
goodness 24, New York, United States
Hello dear,
my name is goodness ebue
i came across your profile which i find interest on it i decide
to say hello,you can reply me through this email address (goodnessebue1985@yahoo.com)

9/15/2009 11:23 AMhi

fati37
lion 21, Accra, Ghana
i am nice cute young girl who just became a member and would like to be a friend if you dont mind. you can email me on lionaminu20@yahoo.com so we can chat and get to know each other very well. thank you.

7/24/2009 9:40 AMHELLO

vivian53
vivian 24, New York, New York, United States
Hello my love
I came here to look for my second half, my soul mate, my friend. It is
interesting to tell about myself to you, as I haven't seen you ever before.
But I feel something inside. I feel like a little sign of hope that I am not
doing this in vain. I feel that you have the friendly soul to mine.
What I want to find is Love. Yes, Love from the big letter. Love demands
everything - to present yourself, your soul to the other person. I want to
do this. I want to learn you better. If you want the same, I will be very
glad. I want to meet you and spend life with you together. I want to comfort
your heart with tenderness and care. Maybe our souls belong each other.if
you want to find that you, please write me here (vivian.dabor at ya hoo.co.uk)
hugs
VIVIAN
I will
be waiting to read from you soonest

7/16/2009 9:17 AMhi dear

janina12300
Janina 26, Khartoum, Sudan
HELLO Dear,

My name miss janina stevens please how are you! hope you are fine
and in perfect condition of health.I went through your profile to day on
www.zorpia.com,i read it and took intersest in it,i will like to know you
if wouldn`t mind.you can write me here(janinaleo@rocketmail.com)...contact me
through this email address here(janinaleo@rocketmail.com)hope to hear from you
soon

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