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Friday,Jun 30 2006, 12:20:21 PMI will survive (college version)
at first i was afraid
now i am petrified
that i just cant keep my GPA
of two point five
i spent all those stupid nights
i was just chilling way too long
and that was wrong
but now i know i must be strong
and now they're back
they're in my face
i've got 3 finals and 2 papers
to be done in just five days!
i should never have gone out
and i should never have partied
couse now all this work i have
it's all piling up on me!
and i must go
to the library oh
to do research on those papers
and study harder than before
it's hell,i'll tell you that
and you no it's not a lie
but i cant crumble
i can't lay down and die
oh no not i
I WILL SURVIVE!
if i keep a 2 point 0
at least i will be alive
i've got five more days to live
and i think my brain will give
but i will survive !
I WILL SURVIVE !!
Friday,Jun 30 2006, 12:18:40 PMWhat The Professour Really Means
-you'll be using one of the leading textbooks in the field >>>>>>>>>>i used it as a grad student....
-if u follow these simple ruls , you'll do fine in the course>>>>>>>>>>>>if u dint need any sleep u'll do fine in the course....
-the gist of what the auther is saying is what's most important>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i dont understand the details either.
-various authorities agree that....>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>my hunch is that .............. .
-the answer to your question is byond the scope of this
class >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i dont know.
-you'll have to see me during my office hours for a thorough answer to your question>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i dont know.
-in answer to your quetion , you must recognize that there are several disparate points of view >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i really dont know.
-today we are going to discuss a most important topic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> today we are going to talk about my dissertation.
-unfortunately , we havent the time to consider all of the people who made contributions to this field >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i disagree with wat roughly half of the people in this field have said.
-we can continue this discussino outside of the class >>>>>>>>>>>>>>1.iam really tierd of this let's quit.
2.your winning the argument lets quit.
-today we'll let a member of the class lead the discussion, it will be a good educational experiance >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>i stayed out to late last night and didnt have time to prepare a lecture.
-any questions >>>>>>>>>>>>> i'm ready to let u go.
-the implication of this study are clear >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i dont know what it means either but there'll be quetions about it on the test.
-the test will be 50 questons multiple choice >>>>>>>>>>>> the test will be 60 questions multiple guess , plus three short answer questions ( 1000 ) words or more , and no one will score above 55 %.
-the test scores were generally good >>>>>>>>>> some of u manged a c +
-the test scores were a little below my expectations >>>>>>>>>>> where was the party last night.
-some of u could of done better >>>>>>>>>>> every one flunked .
-before we begin the luctuer for today are there any questions about the previous material >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> has anyone opened the book yet.
-according to my sources....... >>>>>>>>>>>> according to the guy who tought this class last year...... .
-it's been very rewarding to teach this class >>>>>>>>>>> i hope they find some one else to teach it next year..
(From teen stuff mag.)