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<description>&#x3C;p&#x3E;Last night i went to the blood brothers concert.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;p&#x3E;omg.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;p&#x3E;it was so amazing&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;p&#x3E;i was 3 people away from the railing.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;&#x3C;p&#x3E;coheed and cambria was amazing though. claudio has the best hair in the history of hair.&#x3C;/p&#x3E;</description>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;im so tired. training for my job today was so exhausting.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;and i have to be up before 9 tomorrow. uhhhh.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;must get ahold of megit. warped tour in 8 days. wooo&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;I have a place to stay now too. Which is cool. since I really really didn&#x27;t want to have to sleep on the sidewalk or something. Maddie is cool with her house in Coquitlum.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;brandi comes tomorrow. &#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;lt;3&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2005 16:31 EST</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;like woahh. im at kristys. i havent been home in a few days. i smell like sweat and eww.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;i got drunk and had a well.. something that involves 3 people.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;AH. im so horrible&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;aside from that. really good weekend&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jul 2005 04:41 EST</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;first aid courses are meant so perverted little boys can feel up girls.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;happy canada day.&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2005 20:53 EST</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;Its early morning. I have work in a few hours.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;My sunburn is less burning. Ive transformed from lobster to a pink salamander.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;IMG alt=&#x22;Image hosted by Photobucket.com&#x22; src=&#x22;http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v324/AlonexXIXxBreak/Me%20and%20Fwends/June28-05/Picture90.jpg&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;:: EDIT ::&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;blah. just got home from work. im tired. i spent 5+ hours talking too little kids. BUT some semi cute guys on mountain bikes came and talked to me. i bet they thought i was lame though, with my bright orange tshirt. goddamn&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;i have to study for a first aid test im going for tomorrow EARLY too. like 8:30 till 5 or something insane like that.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;my sunburn really hurts.&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 09:41 EST</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;Just got home from roars bday shindig. I spent the last 3 days at her house. Fun..I&#x26;nbsp; suppose. Considering the fact that she invites me over to spend time with her and do girly stuff. Then decieds&#x26;nbsp; to invite her boyfriend over and ignore me. woohoo&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Blarpsnibbbityds.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;ohwell. her bday partay was fun. ate so much candy i almost spewed. molested by an mexican. ate dairy, when i shouldnt have. it was fun. details laterish. i need to shower&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;::EDIT::&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Meg just left. her computer is down which means I wont get any more comments on my blog. poo. shes the only one who leaves me comments frequently. &#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;I have to work tomorrow and I have a bit of a sunburn. hoorah&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2005 03:40 EST</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;woah. i feel like shit.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;today was a good day. up untill 5 minutes ago.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;i feel like shit.&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jun 2005 22:02 EST</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;people are too angry.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;there should be more hugs. hugs instead of drugs.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jun 2005 08:22 EST</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x22;Do you need this as bad as I do?&#x22; &#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;IMG src=&#x22;http://fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/173/a/b/nolovesongs_by_tehharrie.gif&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;IMG src=&#x22;http://fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/172/e/1/boys_break_hearts_by_MartinIxKisseS.gif&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x22;A crumpled yellow piece of paper, seven nines and tens,&#x3C;BR&#x3E;I thought she&#x27;d be there holding daisies, she always waits for me&#x22;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;IMG src=&#x22;http://fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/168/2/d/Nny_2_by_ClockworkBunny.jpg&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/FONT&#x3E; &#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x22;My heart is broke,&#x3C;BR&#x3E;But I have some glue.&#x3C;BR&#x3E;Help me inhale,&#x3C;BR&#x3E;And mend it with you.&#x22; &#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;IMG src=&#x22;http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/6692/awfultruth.gif&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x22;Gonna get it right,&#x3C;BR&#x3E;This time theres no fucking around.&#x3C;BR&#x3E;Gonna get it right&#x22;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x3C;IMG src=&#x22;http://fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/170/8/4/Joel_Face_by_shadowabuser.jpg&#x22;&#x3E;&#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2005 05:16 EST</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;ERGHHH.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;I cant get on msn. and Im sad. I want to talk to my whores and beouches.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Good weekish so far. Math exam yeasterday was really easy. I was really pleased with how it went.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Went to Skylar and Maddies and ate breakfest after my exam was done, &#x26;nbsp;which consisted of Kraft dinner and tea. The tea was excellent. Watched&#x26;nbsp;Fantasia, and listend to&#x26;nbsp;classical music.&#x26;nbsp;Rambeled about life and crap. Played chess and watched Maddie draw a picture of Megit the 8 Vagina Wonder. Made fun of goth kids and played Hocus Pocus.&#x26;nbsp;Called Megit and Carlos and discussed plans for the evening.&#x26;nbsp;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Went to Carlos&#x27; house.&#x26;nbsp;Stared at llama&#x27;s and&#x26;nbsp;doves.&#x26;nbsp;Watched&#x26;nbsp;Amber pays the rent. Cheesy porno&#x27;s and used a stack of porn as a foot rest.&#x26;nbsp;Ate pizza and consumed alcohol. Tequilla shots and coolers. I drank too much too fast and puked twice later that night.&#x26;nbsp;Talked, drank, talked and&#x26;nbsp;drank some&#x26;nbsp;more. Megit went home, because she had stuff she had to do the next morning.&#x26;nbsp;Electric shock thing made the room smell like burning flesh. Hyper. Flung around. Stayed up till 5am talking to Carlos and attempting to watch Fear and Loathing. Slepted, kind of. Woke up periotically to laugh at noises Carlos&#x27; was making while he was sleeping. Slept till 12 and then Maddie and Skylar came romping in. taking pictures with cell phone. Maddie said it looked like we had just had sex. Lazed around, made breakfest. Went on an adventure with Skylar to find chickens but they were hiding so all we did was piss of the llama&#x27;s and pidgeons. Sat around, ate strawberrys and gawked at porno magazines again. &#x3C;BR&#x3E;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;im so tired.&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2005 20:38 EST</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;Yoooo.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Exam tomorrow. Im chewing off my finger nails just thinking about. I should really get to studying. hanging out with maddie and skylar tomorrow then going to carlos&#x27; with megit. Should be interesting. most likely crashing there.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Must study.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;bye lovelys.&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jun 2005 10:56 EST</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;I want to be the queen cunt&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;i want to be be Jeffree sucking Star&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2005 08:35 EST</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;Im having one of those days when everything seams like a movie.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Ever step I took today semaed like something Id see on some lame teeany movie. Ever word that came out of my mouth seamed so overused and lame. I wanted to take it all back and say something, anything that wasn&#x27;t what I had said.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Ever crappy yearbook I signed made me want to go back in time and redo the whole year. Ive wasted another 300 days, 7200 hours and 432000 minutes. I&#x27;ll never get it back. &#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Before I know it I&#x27;ll be buying adult diapers and dying from cancer.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;funnnn&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E;&#x3C;/B&#x3E;&#x3C;/TD&#x3E;&#x3C;/TR&#x3E;&#x3C;/TBODY&#x3E;&#x3C;/TABLE&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jun 2005 11:43 EST</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;Perviouse Weekend Report. &#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;WOOOOOOOSHHHHHH&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Saturdaydayday:&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Woke up around 11ish. Got dressed. Had Shower. Grabbed Clothing. Caught the city bus to megs.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Trudge in the rain from bus stop passed creepy autobody to megits. &#x3C;B&#x3E;Arrived&#x3C;/B&#x3E;. Let myself in to find megit at the top of the stairs. Hair WILD and curly. &#x3C;I&#x3E;Grinning&#x3C;/I&#x3E;. Flung up the stairs and showed her the gifts I had brought her, packaged and processed treats are the best for hungry scums.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Made our gourmet meal and began the process of getting ready for are evening on the town. Straightened our hair, glob on lots of fish scaley product. &#x3C;B&#x3E;&#x3C;U&#x3E;3 Hours later!&#x3C;/U&#x3E;&#x3C;/B&#x3E; We were ready. hotshits ready to tear a hole in this fucking town. dressed up with no fucking place to go. paced around megits house for what seamed like ages untill we called maddie to find out what she was doing tonight. After she told us her plans, which involved &#x3C;B&#x3E;drugs&#x3C;/B&#x3E; and stupidity, we agreeded to meet and ingage in a meaningfull conversation. &#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Called our local Taxi Cab Company, we call it &#x3C;U&#x3E;scott&#x3C;/U&#x3E;, and forced his lame ass out of the house. He drove us to our destination, the local candy shoppe, where we met up with our cool drug posse. Ordered a cab for 12 and went romping. &#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Ended up at a smoke smelling apartment, Philshouse, and made everyone listen to &#x3C;U&#x3E;&#x3C;I&#x3E;Fabulouse Muscles by Xiu Xiu&#x3C;/I&#x3E;&#x3C;/U&#x3E; and waited while the boys ran out to fetch some peoples treats,&#x3C;B&#x3E;drugs&#x3C;/B&#x3E;. Swaped manly storys with&#x26;nbsp; maddie and othergirl while sean played video games. Men return and some people took some pills, me and megit ate pixie sticks.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;Wandered around, swang on some swings, got cold went back to Phils. Left again. Walked through creepy trail, holding each others hands to create a protective chain, skylar was our manly leader. Sat in weird park&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;. Left. got picked up by scott and went to the canadian version of starbucks. Saw a flamming homosexual, some punks, gansters, and a drunk guy we call roller boy. Went to scotts and listend to ska. Watched megit play with a strobe light and then eat cerial. Went home and listened to Jimmi try to talk to us in cat. Went to sleep.&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jun 2005 04:56 EST</pubDate>
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<description>&#x3C;P&#x3E;Yo Dawg&#x3C;B&#x3E;S&#x3C;/B&#x3E;.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;last block socails. almost totally done a project which will take me 5 minutes to do tomorrow. this class is meant to keep people off task. i dont think ive learnned anything or any of my fellow class chums.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;im gona go home, and then babysit. attempt to take care of little kidlets while i study for my math exam. math makes me sad&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;&#x26;nbsp;&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;2 days left. 2 days left till i have all the free time in the world.&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;2 days left. 2 days left,&#x3C;/P&#x3E; &#x3C;P&#x3E;i hope to god my summer isnt anything like my spring break&#x3C;/P&#x3E;</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2005 13:27 EST</pubDate>
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