Tuesday,Mar 29 2005, 01:11:00 PM

Taking the Scum away. Im removing her from her freshly painted house and taking her to the comfortable basement of my grammies. We get to bring our "queer food" and run rappid through the streets of Courtney. Beware. We're coming. We're bored and dangerouse. Machiene Guns filled with glitter, and flower powers. Be-freaking-wear. We're coimg to get you. Be back on saturday or sometime in there. Hopefully arms full with treasures. I plan on taking pictures of homeless people and random things. It shall be good...

"YO! Pebius Mullet! How's it going dawg."

Sunday,Mar 27 2005, 02:19:00 PM

Oh how I do adore these ridiculouse holidays.

I dont like easter candys. Id much rather be eating chaulky candy hearts.

Sunday,Mar 27 2005, 05:50:00 AM

50 Random Facts About. Me. Yes ME!   1. Is 15 2. Has an obsession with body mods 3. Eats chaulky candy hearts 4. aqua scum. 5. Male friends think she's perverted 5. Likes techno. and boy bands 6. Never been outside of BC, except for the california adventure her fellow scum --> meg 7. Attracted to femmi boys 8. Wears overly big band shirts 9. Owns numerous pairs of pants from the 70' 10. Likes bright colours 11. Doesn't like it when people tell her that they love her 12. Falls in love to easily 13. Listens to disco on vinyl 14. Like's to find really emo song lyrics then discuss it with the scums. Using phrases such as: "Thats so emo, if emo heard that, emo would think that was emo!" 15. Lived in the same house basicly her whole life 16. Really likes the movie footloose 17. Plays ffr untill her wrist hurts 18. Has braces. 19. Has had 4 teeth pulled 20. Non-religious friends that go to Youth Group to hit on the hot christan emo kids 21. Has really curly hair 22. Criminal for a mother 23. Bakes cake for dead people 24. Doesnt eat meat 25. Likes boys 26. Likes girls 27. Likes boys who think they are girls and girls who wish they were boys 28. Randomly shaves her head when she gets bored 29. Likes the smell of hairdye 30. 10 fingers and 10 toes 31. Commputer addict 32. Hug junkie 33. Likes answering questions 34. Smiles alot 35. Has a balding transgendered hamster 36. Use to make mud pies in the rain. 37. Lives on apple juice and dinosours 38. Makes friends easily 39. Doesn't like the phone 40. Spends her spring break doing nothing 41. Allergic to milk 42. and eggs 43. only likes some video games 44. Wants to take a shit on Geogre Bush's front lawn. 45. Cam whore 46. Likes taking pictures of her friends and random objects 47. Is a ninja. dislikes pirates 48. Likes cheesy pick up lines 49. Likes smutty teenage books, british ones are the best 50. Says 'twat' alot.

Saturday,Mar 26 2005, 09:29:00 AM

Im starting to F'in HATE spring break. Ive done nothing. Really nothing. Havent left the house for days. LIving on my computer chair. I want to go see my scums. I want to be helping them pain megs ugly basement.

lips gone numb froming eat FAR to many popsicles.

 

Thursday,Mar 24 2005, 10:22:00 PM

after my incident downtown yeasterday with the dreaded doctor. i went to superstore. oh yah the big SUPER store. to buy my meds. walk inside. strut over and give the lady with a funny accent my perscritption. and talk cassually with my step mom as she looks at bra's. then who struts his flamming techy ass by.

MOOSE! yes MOOOSE! one part of the moosle. I giggle to the extreme and stare rather obviously at him as my step mom browes. He picks up whatever it was that he was looking for and walks off. I watch him swager his giant gay booty into the distance and then it hits me. I realize what he was looking at.

Slowly I moosey around the corner, mosey in a non moseing manner. and YES! My suspicion was correct! LITTLE MOOOSEY WAS BUYINGG... CONDOMS! OMFG.

I think I had a spazz right there in the aile. My step mom grabs me nervously and averts my eyes to the hair dye. I twich and grab a box and hand it to her. Not paying much attention to the colour, I couldnt get the moose incident out of my head.

Swagger around the store and point out random garden tacky's that my step mom would love, eyes wide hoping to catch another glace of moose. His innocent gone. He is no longer. The Fagtechyguy. No. That person is dead.

Moose is now. Moose. Thefabcondombuyingnotsoinnocenttechyguy.