My Life Is Like A

Ev!l Dead

I kissed my first girl, and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
Believe me,
never since have I wasted any more time on tobacco.

You can't be a sexy person unless you have something sexy to offer.
With me,
it's my voice: the way that I sing, the way I express myself when I sing.

She's sexy, and she's goofy.

But Jennifer's sexiest when she's unaware of how sexy she is.

She's so comfortable in her body and knows how to move it.

On a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 10-plus.

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