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Username: HotRodTommyName: im_that_dam_good
Location: Nashville, TennesseeCountry: United StatesAge: 44Gender: MaleMember Since: Saturday, Jul 7 2007
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VERY SAD NEWS TODAY Sunday,Jul 15 2007, 02:32:18 PM
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Have U heard the news ??
It is with the saddest heart that I have to pass on the following news.
Please join me in remembering a great icon. Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, The
Pillsbury Doughboy, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection and complications
from repeated pokes to the belly. He was 69 .
Doughboy was buried in a slightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
out, including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty
Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, Captain Crunch, and many others.
The graveside was piled high with flours. Longtime friend, Aunt Jemima,
delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who "never knew how much he
was kneaded."
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, as he wasted much of his
dough on half-baked schemes.
Despite being a little flaky at times, even as a crusty old man he was
considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he'd rise
once again, but he was no tart.
Doughboy is survived by his second wife, Play Dough. They have two children and
one in the oven.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. |
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