Carmen Kontur-Gronquist, the mayor of Arlingron, Oregon, who posted pictures of herself wearing only a black bra and panties on MySpace is refusing to resign, she said:

One of my favorite segments on The Tonight Show is when Leno busts out his absurd and insane newspaper clippings. Here's the best of the best, from a buffet crack bar advertisement to an announcement about mangled forks up ...