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Monday,Jun 30 2008, 08:52:56 AMTip of the week - #10

Read a goddamn book.

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Monday,Jun 23 2008, 02:55:36 PMTip of the week - #9

Most people are retarded. Chances are, you are one of them.

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Monday,Jun 16 2008, 10:18:13 AMTip of the week - #8

Don't nag about your personal life on the forums. You'll only end up getting lame replies, because, as you've probably guessed, only idiots share with the entire world the most intimate details of their failed marriages and teen pregnancies. Save it for when you get to be on Oprah. No one here really cares about your problems.

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Posted at 7/17/2008 5:07 PM=)
smeagol!

:)

Posted at 7/14/2008 10:07 PM:'(
emma
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My Bambino! where have you gone? I miss you so terribly :(


Come back to me :[

Posted at 7/14/2008 8:15 PM^^
Innocent Boi

Hi Sibbie.

Posted at 7/14/2008 1:07 AMJebbus
Irnesa
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Wow... July 3rd is your last login. How unlike my Sibibibie!
I miss you! Come back to me... come back quick! (k)
;-)

Posted at 7/14/2008 8:12 PMRe: Jebbus
Innocent Boi

and you come back to me, please

Posted at 7/9/2008 1:57 PMnew tip
rr

where is it?

Posted at 7/14/2008 8:13 PMRe: new tip
Innocent Boi

I think we still need to make some babies

Posted at 7/15/2008 6:13 AMRe: Re: new tip
rr

But ur never around :(

Posted at 7/16/2008 2:06 AMRe: Re: Re: new tip
Innocent Boi

I know, I'm sorry :S

Posted at 7/16/2008 6:40 AMRe: Re: Re: Re: new tip
rr

its ok!! its can leave the past behind and start making babies again *winks*

Posted at 7/17/2008 2:27 AMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: new tip
Innocent Boi

yay!! :D

*wink wink*

Posted at 7/17/2008 5:57 AMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: new tip
rr

*strips*

Posted at 7/17/2008 3:54 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: new tip
Innocent Boi

woha!!

Posted at 7/17/2008 4:36 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: new tip
rr

*butt rapes u*

Posted at 7/17/2008 9:53 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: new tip
Innocent Boi

hahahahahha don't rape me, I gave you my consent :P

Posted at 7/18/2008 6:34 AMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: new tip
rr

*rapes u* sorry couldnt resist :)

Posted at 7/18/2008 6:36 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: new tip
Innocent Boi

ouch!

now my bf will realize ive been fucked by some1 else!

Posted at 5 days agoRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: new tip
rr

rofl lets invite him for 3some and we can fck each other

Posted at 5 days agoRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: new tip
Innocent Boi

he said "okay"

Posted at 4 days agoRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: new
rr

rofl he is agreed that easily?seesh!!

Posted at 4 days agoRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Innocent Boi

we're sluts, man! hahaha

Posted at 4 days agoRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
rr

rofl

Posted at 3 days agoRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Innocent Boi

:D

Posted at 7/2/2008 9:24 PMi am serious when i say...
smeagol!

ok...this british actor said: today is the day that i die
and i thought he said: to die is the die that die die

Posted at 7/2/2008 9:35 PMRe: i am serious when i say...
sibbie

rofl. My funny cookie :P

Posted at 7/2/2008 9:52 PMRe: Re: i am serious when i say...
smeagol!

oh talking about funny...
i work at grocery store..we sell fishes..so this little girl was pointing at spanish mackerel...and saying "momie i want the blue fish" again and again..i looked at her and jokingly said.."but the blue fish wants me"....

she was silent for a while..then tears started rolling down her cheeks..and she seriously started crying loudly...
her mom laughed too..she was kinda hot..though i wouldn't dare compare her with ya!

Posted at 7/3/2008 10:41 AMRe: Re: Re: i am serious when i say...
sibbie

lol! Poor kid. You're such a weirdo.

Posted at 7/3/2008 6:22 AMRe: Re: Re: i am serious when i say...
rr

woah the kid / mom /fish/sibbie? who was hot?

Posted at 7/2/2008 8:23 PMlmao
rr

YOUR TOTALLY FUCKIN AWESOME, MOTHER SIB!
mwah mwah mwah

Posted at 7/2/2008 8:53 PMRe: lmao
sibbie

Oh shut up. lol

Posted at 7/2/2008 8:56 PMRe: Re: lmao
rr

*shuts up*


*strats using sigh language* ^ ^^ << ^^^ vvvv ^^

Posted at 7/2/2008 9:03 PMRe: Re: Re: lmao
sibbie

Haha, I almost blocked you. :P

Posted at 7/2/2008 9:06 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: lmao
rr

ouch!! meanie :P

Posted at 7/2/2008 9:08 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: lmao
sibbie

Not my fault. It says "Block User" where it should say "Reply" :S

Posted at 7/2/2008 9:14 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: lmao
rr

but still u should be used 2 by now *plans 2 sue u*

Posted at 7/2/2008 9:17 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: lmao
sibbie

You know I haven't been using zorpia in a while. lol

Posted at 7/2/2008 9:20 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: lmao
rr

hmm but still not good enuff reason...am hurt...what about my feelings?

Posted at 7/2/2008 9:31 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: lmao
sibbie

What about them? lol

Posted at 7/3/2008 6:20 AMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: lmao
rr

u hurt em :S

Posted at 7/2/2008 9:14 AMlmfao!
DERAILED

YOUR TOTALLY FUCKIN AWESOME, MOTHER SIB!

http://www.zorpia.com/forum/1/308334.

hahahaha. mwah mwah mwah!

Posted at 7/2/2008 11:08 AMRe: lmfao!
sibbie

Oh, that. lol. Thanks :P
*HUGS*

Posted at 7/2/2008 1:38 PMRe: Re: lmfao!
DERAILED

*HUGS*

Posted at 6/30/2008 9:31 AMTip of the week - #10
rr

never take tips from me :D

Posted at 6/30/2008 12:47 PMRe: Tip of the week - #10
sibbie

lol. I personally don't give a crap if they read my tips or not. I'm just writing them cuz I'm bored.
Also, the Sweaty Smiles lady is insinuating that I'm the product of incest and that I'm continuing the "incest cycle" by being with my own brother. It's kind of annoying. I don't blame her, though, seeing that she's another religitard with the brain of a bloodsucking tick :)

Posted at 6/30/2008 12:52 PMRe: Re: Tip of the week - #10
rr

haha i just love u when ur bored :P and i wait and wait as when would u get bored and when u would write <3

and ouuta this mass population in this world there are only few percentage of ppl matter and what they say matter :P others are just crap not gonna waste even a sec on those kinda ppl :P

btw get on msn ?

Posted at 6/30/2008 12:59 PMRe: Re: Re: Tip of the week - #10
sibbie

Damn. I already wasted a few seconds on her. I told her I'd leave her alone if she left me alone, and so far she's broken that "agreement" twice. Oh well. I'm out, don't wanna have any contact with her at all anymore.

I posted a new "tip". lol

Posted at 6/30/2008 1:02 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Tip of the week - #10
rr

too bad u wasted few seconds :|


haha am gonna read it now :P

Posted at 6/25/2008 5:32 PMom nom nom...
emma
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we got told off :(
haha bless him!


we're naughty....lol

Posted at 6/25/2008 5:35 PMRe: om nom nom...
sibbie

lol. Man, that was a long convo. I would've been pissed off after just a few posts.. He lasted way longer than that :P

Posted at 6/25/2008 5:39 PMRe: Re: om nom nom...
emma
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awwww i know. Kinda feel bad now :[

bless him.


well our conversations tend to be long...on-going usually lol :D

Posted at 6/25/2008 5:40 PMRe: Re: Re: om nom nom...
sibbie

And random. So very very random. Wtf, pigs?

Posted at 6/25/2008 5:43 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: om nom nom...
emma
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Actually it was you who brought up the pigs...i was just casually chatting normally about penguins when you ran into the joint screaming about dead pigs "DEAD PIGS EVERYWHERE!! ARGH!!" as i recall. Then you made me burn the strawberries in the flan :(
yeah...
:]

Posted at 6/25/2008 6:57 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: om nom nom...
sibbie

Strawberries!! I love strawberries. And I hate pigs. Fuckin hell, they're horrible creatures. The fact that something so nauseatingly disgusting can exist is proof enough that God doesn't exist. He's supposed to be "good", he'd NEVER create sh** like that.

Posted at 6/25/2008 7:38 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: om nom nom...
emma
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Oooooh something you love :P
i love strawberries tooooooo.

Awww, they're nice. They oink. And eat all the crappy crap :]
Well we know that God doesn't exist without the pigs as proof lol. hahahaa! how do you know he wouldn't create "s*it like that"? maybe he's evil and wants to get to you!

Posted at 6/25/2008 7:43 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: om nom nom...
sibbie

No no. God is good. The Devil is evil. That's why I prefer Him :D

Yeah, well.. if we do end up meeting someday, I'm not sharing my strawberries with you.

...okay, you can have ONE, but that's it. No more.

......okay fine, *two*.


Pigs eat everything, including their own sh**, and then WE eat THEM. It fucking doesn't make sense. Are we really that fucking stupid? Why do we keep wanting to eat sh**??

Posted at 6/25/2008 7:48 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: om nom nom...
emma
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The devil is sexy! He's all burning hot and stufffffs.
Awwwww :] My bambino is a gunna share with ems!!! *cries with joy* lol :D :D :D niiice strawberries.
lmfao! What's wrong with eating your own shi*? *covers mouth* i mean...erm...yeah...disgusting...uhum.
lol ;P

Posted at 6/25/2008 7:50 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: om nom nom...
sibbie

lol! Bad Ems! Eat healthier stuff ... like pickles :D haha

Yeah, but only two. Three if you're extra nice.

He certainly is ... ;) lol

Posted at 6/25/2008 8:18 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: om nom nom...
emma
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Hey, did you know that if you grow over 7ft tall your organs and bones begin to crumble away? Many people who have gone un-treated have died from heart failure. :D I'm watching a programme on realllllly tall people :| don't get too tall. Don't wait you dying. Or getting a tumor :/ this show disturbs me more than the news one about drugs. Poor tall people :(
i don't like pickles, erlack +o( you can have them all. Every single one! TAKE THEM ALL GOD DAMMIT!!!
hehehehe, i'm always extra nice :] aren't i? hehehee


Posted at 6/25/2008 8:21 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: om nom nom...
sibbie

I'm shorter than you, Emmelyn :) And you're the one who's still growing ;)

Pickles :D

...are you? :P

Posted at 6/25/2008 8:26 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: om nom nom..
emma
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How tallllll are you? omg! Are you small lady? Are you like 5ft? awwww :D lol ;P


I like my growing. Hope i dont get much taller though. I think my feet shrink aswel as grow...it's strange :/
:( i don't know. Am i? lmao

Posted at 6/25/2008 8:28 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: om nom n
sibbie

Oh shut up :P I'm 165 cm...ish. :P

They do what now? lol. You weird girl :P

You are :)

Posted at 6/25/2008 8:30 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: om n
emma
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how big is that? I dont dooooo cm's! For hell's fucking sake ARGH *bashes head on wall* hahahaa :] i'm like 5ft 7. How much is that in cm's?? I'm confused :/
no seriously! Sometimes i'm a size 5, sometimes a 6, or a 7 or even an 8 at times :/ like i have 4 pairs of shoes. two of them are size 6's. One's and 8 and one's a 5. they all fit me perfectly. Perhaps it's the shoe shops...trying to confuse me :S
YAY! :D


*pssst* so are yooooou

Posted at 6/25/2008 8:35 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
sibbie

Well, I don't dooooo other stuff. lol. You're 170-ish cm :P
Haha, that's adorable :P I'm a size 6, I think. 5-6 ... If the converter thingy is telling the truth. lol.

I'm not nice.

Posted at 6/25/2008 8:39 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
emma
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i'm 5cm's biggggger than you! Yeahhhh! :P mwhahahaha


lol why is it? cos it have weirdo feet that change size? You like feet? EURGH! you wanna do what to my feet?! Sibbie! haha :D
Converterr? Oh yeah! I forgot you live in crappy Norway and have different things to us *scowls* make them change it. lols.
You're nice to me :]

Posted at 6/25/2008 9:04 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
sibbie

...And still growing. Hehe

Please, I have an anti-foot fetish. lol.

No I'm not. I'm just pretending to be nice to you so you'll give me all the strawberries.

Posted at 6/26/2008 12:18 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
emma
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:( i don't want to grow anymore though! Make it stop Sibbie :( MAKE IT STOP!
naa, you like my feet ;) you said so.
:'( noooooo. Bambino is nice to ems :D

Posted at 6/26/2008 3:57 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
sibbie

lol. I've always wanted to be tall, though :P You're lucky!

I ... no.

Okay FINE. Yes, I CAN be nice, and you're one of the few ppl on Zorpia I'm actually nice to. Now shut up and finish your milk! Haha

Posted at 6/26/2008 4:08 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
emma
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I'm not tall though :/ i'm like average. Although...i am taller than you :P haha
you...yes.
hehehehehehe :D awwwww. I feel so special now :] :] :] nice Sibbie. Nice nice nice super-Sibbie :D hehe, milsch! Es it sehr gut! hehe, i can still kinda speak German...a bit. Although you don't speak German :/ but still. I CAN! :P lol


you don't like the milk. All for Ems :D :D :D

Posted at 6/27/2008 11:12 AMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
sibbie

1. I'm average. You're insanely tall. Shame on you.
2. Still no.
3. Actually, I speak German too.
4. I like milk. I just don't love it.

Posted at 6/27/2008 8:38 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
emma
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I'm not "insanely tall" lol! That's like average height for a girl! Shame on YOU :P
do you? Oh my word, you bi-lingual so and so. So what do we have? English, Turkish, Norwiegan, German...what else? haha
I love milk :]

Posted at 6/29/2008 5:09 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
sibbie

My height is pretty average. You're insanely tall. :D
Wait, who says I speak English? o_0

Posted at 6/30/2008 3:16 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
emma
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NOOOO! :[ i'm not "insanely" tall! That's like average height. Over here anyways *scowls* Norway must be a short country! :P
Englisch gesprechen, ja?


haha, i'm so shite at German :D

Posted at 7/1/2008 10:17 AMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
sibbie

Hmm... norwegian people are usually pretty tall. And blonde. And oafish.
Uh, ja.

Posted at 7/1/2008 3:19 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
emma
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Oafish? lol.
Well then you're a little shortie then, aren't you, Bambino? ;P heheheheheee.


Ja, das ist sehr gut! ES IST SONNIG!!! *dances* lmfao, i think i should go to Germany and just stand in the middle of Berlin screaming that at the top of my voice. See if they like it. :D ehehehehehheee

Posted at 7/1/2008 9:13 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
sibbie

Yeah, I might be a bit shorter than the rest of the population over here. rofl. Fine, yes, I'm a dwarf. Happy? lol

Uhh... They'll prolly think it's cute as long as you have beer, I guess.

Posted at 7/1/2008 9:21 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
emma
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Awwww, you're not a dwarf!! Just a little shorter than average ;P haha
beer beer beer! and sausages! yeahhh! they'll love me then :] lollll

Posted at 7/1/2008 9:27 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
sibbie

Yes. I am a dwarf.

Sausages are scary. They're fun to eat, though. Okay, that came out wrong. Feck it.

Posted at 7/1/2008 9:35 PMRe: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
emma
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Fine, you can call yourself a dwarf if you want! Little shortie! :P haha


;) yes it did lmao. I like sausages too though, they're nice :D


brrrr es is sehr kalt! Awwww, i wish i was German! :]