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Be Careful if you ever make a woman cry,
because God counts her tears.
A woman came out of a mans' rib.
Not from his feet to be walked on,
not from his head to be superior over,
but from his side to be equal.
Under the arm to be protected, and
next to the heart to be loved and cherished
forever more...

~***~****~***~

A GOODY WIFE!

I read the STORY BELOW,

and I just WISH

I COULD HAVE DONE THAT

TO MY EX HUSBAND!

Well, he NEVER EVER ASKED

me about GOING OUT,

He just HAVE TO

ENTERTAIN CLIENTS

and

DOES NETWORKING

for our future’s sake!

I was not THAT DUMB!

I knew EXACTLY what

and even where he goes to

as all his drivers and friends

think of me as

“AN ANGEL”

Well, I am very NICE!

Never ORDER anyone around,

low profile,

Never ASK much

and

STAYING LATE HOURS

DOING MOST OF THE WORK

THAT ACTUALLY

PROVIDE THEM THEIR MONTHLY,

MOST LUCRATIVE SALARIES!

ANYWAYS, I am just not the type

that care for someone

once I really know

that they are betrayals

of the worst kind.

(ANY FORM OF DISHONESTY

ESPECIALLY

EXTRA MARITAL SEXUAL

ACTIVITIES ARE

NEVER JUSTIFIED!)

I AM SO BLESSED

NOW THAT

I HAVE FINALLY GOTTEN DIVORCED

AND SECURED SOLE CUSTODY

OF MY DAUGHTERS.

THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS!AMEEN.

Anyways, for THOSE of you

who needs to be like

a GOOD WIFE

exactly like the LADY below….

ALL THE BEST AND

REMEMBER,DARLING,

DO IT WITH A TOUCH OF

CLASS!LOL

HAVE YOU A FANTASTIC WEEKEND!

Always,

~*~ShAkirA~*~

~***~****~***~

Now this is the

definition of

a GOOD WIFE!

A couple had only been married

for two weeks.

The husband, although very
much in love, couldn't wait to go out

on the town and party with his old
buddies.


So, he said to his new wife,

"Honey, I'll be right back."


Where are you going, Coochy Coo?"

asked the wife.


"I'm going to the bar,

Pretty Face.

I'm going to have a beer."


The wife said,

"You want a beer, my love?"

She opened the door to the
refrigerator and showed him

25 different kinds of beer,

brands from 12
different countries:

Germany, Holland, Japan, India,etc.


The husband didn't know what to do,

and the only thing that he could
think of saying was,

"Yes, Lollipop...

but at the bar...

you know...they
have frozen glasses... "


He didn't get to finish the sentence,

because the wife interrupted him
by saying,

"You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?"

She took a huge beer mug

out of the freezer, so frozen that she was
getting chills just holding it.


The husband, looking a bit pale, said,

"Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the
bar they have those

hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious...

I won't be long.

I'll be right back.

I promise. OK?"


"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochieh?"

She opened the oven and took out 5
dishes of different hors d'oeuvres:

chicken wings, pigs in blankets,
mushroom caps, and pork strips.


"But my sweet honey...

at the bar....

you know there's swearing, dirty
words and all that..."


"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? .....

"LISTEN UP D*CKHEAD! SIT DOWN,
SHUT THE F*CK UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER
IN YOUR DAMNFROZEN MUG, AND EAT
YOUR F*CKIN' HORS D'OEUVRES.
BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A
F*CKIN' BAR! THAT SH*IT IS OVER...GOT IT, AS*HOLE?"



...and, they lived happily ever after.


Now, isn't that a sweet story?

~***~*****~***~

SET YOUR
PRIORITIES
RIGHT,
KNOWING
THAT
NOTHING IS
IMPOSSIBLE
IF YOU
DARE!

Came from China
to Malaysia
at the tender
age of 12.

Married to my
late grandfather,
20 years her senior,
she just passed away
at the ripe old age of
138 years old!

She had
impaired hearing
at the age of 50,
impaired eyesight
at the age of 67,
with
her memories
and
the “killing sharp”
way of
expressing
her
feelings
and thoughts
EXPLICITLY,
as she used
to act
so
“ADORING
& DARING”
that still
leave me
smiling
until
this moment!

She was
the one
who “educate”
me about
LOVE MAKING
with
her totally
“OPEN
AND
BLUNT”
surreal stories
of her own
and others
whom she knew!

I dare say
because of her
I KNOW MORE
about my body
and
its functions
from
a young lady
to motherhood
more vivid than
any text books
I have ever read!

She will even
SHOW
me the
body parts
she is
referring to
via herself as
her model!

She was
so amazingly
COMFORTABLE
with her body
and
PROUD
of herself
as a woman,
and
mother of
10 children!

She always
asked me
when I told her
that she was
embarrassing
me that:
“WHATEVER
YOU HAVE,
I HAVE TOO,
NO MORE
AND
NO LESS
…..WHATS
TO HIDE?”

I NEVER
CAN EVER
ARGUE WITH
THAT! LMAO

Thanks to her,
I have quite
a lot of
knowledge of
the basic human
SEXUAL NEEDS
but
only in
THEORIES!

Thanks to her
also,
I am able to
talk openly
about
our body
and
any sexual
issues
with
my daughters
but
I do however,
instil
MODESTY
and
SELF CONSCIENTIOUSNESS
in both my daughters!

My late father
brought me up
in a very strict way
which directly make
me both
an open minded
and
a CONSERVATIVE
person,
with the
FULL AWARENESS
that no matter what
I am a LADY
and
I should always
ACT like one to
GAIN SELF RESPECT
and
RESPECT from others!

I am SO BLESSED
to get the knowledge
from
my flamboyant grandmother
and
together with
the strict upbringing
from my late father,
made me a
WELL BALANCED PERSON!
AMEEN.

HENCE,
PLEASE ALWAYS
WEAR YOUR UNDIES
WHEN YOU GO OUT
NO MATTER
HOW AGED YOU ARE!

Here is to
AGING
WITH A TOUCH OF
CLASS!

Always,

~*~ShAkirA~*~

~***~*****~***~

The New Hat

An old lady was standing
at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so
that it would not
blow away in the wind.

A gentleman
approached her and said,
“Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend
to be forward but
did you know that
your dress is
blowing up
in this high wind?”

"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands
to hold onto
this hat."

"But madam,
you must know that
you are not wearing
any panties and
your privates
are exposed!"
said the gentleman
in earnest.

The woman looked down,
then back up
at the man
and
replied,
"Sir,anything you see
down there is
85 YEARS OLD....
I just bought
this HAT
JUST YESTERDAY!"