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Friday,Sep 7 2007, 07:57:57 PMThe MOST EFFECTIVE DIET for MEN!
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Below is a huge
funny but most
innovative
and
effective way
to loose weight
if
YOU DARE!
LMAO.
Have you a
GREAT WEEK
ahead!
Always,
~*~ShAkirA~*~
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New Diet For Men
A guy calls
a company
and
orders their 5-day,
10lb.
weight loss
program.
The next day,
there's a knock
on the door
and there stands
before him a
voluptuous,
athletic,
19 year old babe
dressed in
nothing
but a pair of
Nike
running shoes
and
a sign round
her neck.
She introduces
herself
as
a representative
of the
weight loss
company.
The sign reads:
"If you can catch me,
you can have me."
Without
a second thought,
he takes off
after her.
A few miles later,
huffing and puffing,
he finally
catches her
and
has his way
with her.
The same girl
shows up for
the
next four days
and
the same thing
happens.
On the fifth day,
he weighs himself
and
is delighted
to find he has
lost 10lb
as promised.
He then calls
the company
and
orders their
5-day /20 pound
program.
The next day
there's a knock
at the door
and
there stands
the most stunning,
beautiful,
sexy woman
he has ever seen
in his life.
She is wearing
nothing but
Reebok
running shoes
and
a sign around
her neck
that reads:
"If you catch me
you can have me."
Well, he's out
the door after
her like a shot!
This girl is in
excellent shape
and
it takes him
a while
to catch her
but
when he does,
it's definitely
worth
every muscle
cramp
and
wheeze,
so for the
next four days,
the same routine
happens.
Much to
his delight,
on the fifth day
he weighs
himself
only to discover
that
he has lost
another 20lb
as promised.
He decides
to go for broke
and
calls
the company
to order the
7-day/50 pound
program.
"Are you sure?"
asks
the representative
on the phone -"e;
This is our most
rigorous program."
"Absolutely,"
he replies,
"I haven't felt
this good
in years."
The next day
there's a knock
at the door
and
when he opens it
he finds
this huge,
muscular,
7ft black man
standing there
wearing
nothing
but
pink running shoes
and
a sign around
his neck that reads: ..
"I'm Francis.
If I catch you,
you're mine..."
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