Journals
Wednesday,Sep 30 2009, 06:56:49 PMPRiCELESS GiFTS from MY TRUE ZORPIAN FRIENDS! (..
The 4th Affair:
A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband
opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said,"stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him,
then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you,"she said.
"Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired
as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied.
"The Smith's bought one and
I like it so much I got one for us, too."
No more was said, not even
when they went to bed.
Around 2AM, the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned
with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue,
"have this. I stood like that for two days
at the Smith's and nobody offered
me a damned thing."
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The 5th Affair:
A man walked into a cafe,
went to the bar and
ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked,
"How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?"
" A nickel," the barman replied.
" A nickel?" exclaimed the man
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied,
"Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked,"What's he doing
upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied,
"The same thing I'm doing to
his business down here."
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The 6th Affair:
Jake was dying.
His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly,
"I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, " I want to die
in peace. I slept with your sister,
your bestfriend, her best friend,
and your mother!"
" I know, I know," she replied.
"Now just rest and let the poison work."
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Below is a poem which I would
like to DEDICATE to
my ONE AND ONLY LOVE,
my HUBBY, DIDI,
I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH!!!
ALWAYS AND FOREVER MORE!!!
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You're My #1
I´ve kissed the moon a million times
danced with angels in the sky
I´ve seen snowfall in the summertime
Felt the healing of the powers above
I´ve seen the world from the highest mountain
Tasted love from the purest fountain
I´ve seen lips that spark desire
Felt the butterflies a hundred times
I`ve even seen miracles
I´ve felt the pain disappear
But still haven´t seen anything
That amazes me quite like you do
You bring me up when I´m feeling down
You touch me deep you touch me right
You do the things I´ve never done
You make me wicked you make me wild
Cause baby you´re my #1
I´ve sailed in a perfect dream
I´ve seen the sun make love to the sea
I´ve kissed the moon a million times
Danced with angels in the sky
I´ve even seen miracles
I´ve seen the tears disappear
But still haven´t seen anything
That amazes me quite like you do
You bring me up when I´m feeling down
You touch me deep you touch me right
You do the things I´ve never done
You make me wicked you make me wild
Cause baby you´re my #1
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Wednesday,Sep 30 2009, 06:53:21 PMPRiCELESS GiFTS from TRUE ZORPIAN FRIENDS! (2)
about the precious gifts from my zorpian friends........
I am going to do a series of posting of the wonderful articles which were send to me. I truly am humbled by their genuine generosity,kindness and unconditional love for our friendship.
THANK YOU SO MUCH,MY DEAREST FRIENDS.
I AM TRULY BLESS.AMEEN.
Below are just a few articles emailed to me
by some of my good Zorpia friends like Karen,
Vinny, Marwan and so many more.
From the bottom of my hearts and soul,
I THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH
FOR ALL YOUR UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP.
ALL OF YOU MEANS A LOT OF ME AS
YOU ARE NOW VERY MUCH PART OF MY LIFE!
FOR EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO,
MAY IT BE A POSTING,
A JOKE, AN EMAIL,
A SIMPLE PRIVATE MESSAGE
(WHICH I DO NOT HAVE SO MUCH TIME TO REPLY ALL I MUST ADMIT,SORRY)
AND
I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS PAGE
TO ALL MY TRUE ZORPIA FRIENDS
ESPECIALLY TO MY DEAREST DARLING SISTER, BABIE!
ALL OF YOU PROVE TO ME THAT
JUST LIKE ME,
THERE ARE SOME VERY SANE AND WONDERFUL
PEOPLE IN ZORPIA! JUST TAKE A LOT OF LUCK
AND PRAYERS TO FIND EACH OTHER!AMEEN.
ALL MY LOVE,RESPECT AND PRAYERS ALWAYS,
~ShAKirA~
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These are just some jokes
which I would like to share
with all my friends,
I hope all of you like these jokes!!!!
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The 1st Affair:
A married man was having
an affair with his secretary.
One day they went to her place
and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep
and woke up at 8PM.
The man hurriedly dressed
and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them
in the grass and dirt.
He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied,
"I 'm having an affair
with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon."
" You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"
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The 2nd Affair:
A middle-aged couple had two
beautiful daughters but always talked
about having a son.
They decided to try one last time
for the son they always wanted.
The wife got pregnant and
delivered a healthy baby boy.
The joyful father rushed to the
nursery to see his new son.
He was horrified at the
ugliest child he has ever seen.
He told his wife,
" There's no way I can be
the father of this baby.
Look at the two beautiful
daughters I fathered!
Have you been fooling around
behind my back?"
The wife smiled sweetly
and replied,
"Not this time!"
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The 3rd Affair:
A mortician was working late one night.
He examined the body of Mr.Schwartz,
about to be cremated,
and made a startling discovery.
Schwartz had the lagest private part
he had ever seen!
"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,"
the mortician commented,
"I can't allow you to be cremated
with such an impressive private part.
It must be saved for posterity."
So, he removed it,
stuffed it into his briefcase,
and took it home.
"I have to show you something
you won't believe," he said
to his wife,opening his briefcase.
"My God!" the wife exclaimed,
"Schwartz is dead!?!"
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Wednesday,Sep 30 2009, 06:39:46 PMPRiCELESS GiFTS from MY TRUE ZORPIAN FRIENDS! (..
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PRiCELESS GiFTS from TRUE ZORPIAN FRIENDS
I joined Zorpia.com , a networking website
as I wanted to learn html.
As I am a blogger, I really feel that
I should "advance" myself somehow.
The other rather "childish" reason is because
both my daughters have sites on
MY SPACE and FRIENDSTERS ,
hence, I also want a "networking site" like that
where I can "try" to do up my own homepage!
I AM STILL LEARNING!
about my passion as a blogger.......
I must admit that BLOGGING can be
very lonely,tiring and most times,
I am truly "brain freeze"!
Then, via Zorpia, I discover that I can post up journals!
Now,that is an EXTREME PLUS!
I honestly feel that my postings and writing
on my blog, "JUST ME SHAKIRA"
were not all that " good" or even "interesting"!
However, now that I have a new platform via Zorpia.com,
I realized that with the feedbacks I get from other Zorpians,
I am not all that horrible!AMEEN.
Now, I am more motivated to improve and
BLOGGING has taken on a SIGNIFICANT
TURNING POINT in my life.
about the blessings in zorpia.........
Furthermore, since I have joined Zorpia.com in February,2007 ,
I have become good friends to a few other Zorpians!
NOW, I KNOW THE TRUE AND EMINENT INFLUENCES that
INTERNET and INFORMATION TECHNOLOGIES
have in all our lives!AMEEN.
MOST IMPORTANTLY,
EVERYDAY I LEARN SOMETHING NEW!
NOW, THAT IS TRUE PROGRESS
WHICH IS PRICELESS.AMEEN.
about my precious family.......
I MUST THANK BOTH MY HUSBAND AND DAUGHTERS
WHO HAVE BEEN MOST SUPPORTIVE,
UNDERSTANDING AND PROTECTIVE
WITH LOTS OF LOVE AND CARE,
WATCHING OVER ME,
WHILE I AM LEARNING "HOW TO SWIM OR SINK"
IN THE CYBER WORLD!
IT NEVER AMAZE ME JUST HOW MUCH MORE I LOVE
ALL OF YOU EVERY SINGLE DAY.
YOU ARE ALL TRULY GOD'S GREATEST GIFTS
TO ME!AMEEN.
Wednesday,Sep 30 2009, 03:11:05 PM11 CRUCIAL RULES FOR A HEALTHY FRIENDSHIP!
ELEVEN CRUCIAL RULES FOR A HEALTHY
FRIENDSHIP
1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return,
But what is more painful is to love someone
and never find the courage
to let the person know how you feel.
2. A sad thing is when you meet someone
who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end
it was never meant to be and you just have to let go.
3. The best of friends is the kind
you can sit on a porch swing with,
never say a word, and then walk away feeling like
it was the best conversation you have ever had.
4. It is true we do not know
what we have got
until we lose it,
but it is also true that we do not know
what we have been missing
until it arrives.
5. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,
an hour to like someone,
a day to love someone
-but a lifetime to forget someone.
6. Do not go for looks, they can deceive.
Do not go for wealth;even that fades away.
Go for someone who makes you smile
because it takes only a smile
to make a dark day seem bright.
7. Dream what you want to dream;
go where you want to go;
be what you want to be,
because you got only one life
and one chance to do all the things you want to do.
8. Always put yourself in the other's shoes.
If you feel it hurts you,
it probably hurts the person too.
9. A careless word may kindle strife;
a cruel word may wreck a life;
a timely word may level stress;
a loving word may heal and bless.
10. The HAPPIEST of people do not necessary
have the best of everything,
they just make the MOST of everything
that comes their way.
11. LOVE begins with a SMILE,GROW with a KISS,
ENDS with a TEAR.
When you were born,
you were crying when
everyone around you was smiling.
Live your life so that when you die,
YOU are the one smiling
when everyone around you is crying.