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Thursday,Oct 15 2009, 06:06:24 PMTHE PHILOSOPHIES OF LIFE

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THE PHILOSOPHIES OF LIFE



"DON'T LET SOMEONE BECOME A PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE...

WHEN YOU ARE JUST AN OPTION FOR THEM....."


"NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARS AND THE    ONE WHO DESERVES WILL NEVER LET YOU CRY......... ........ "


TREAT EVERYONE WITH POLITENESS EVEN THOSE WHO ARE RUDE TO YOU, NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT NICE BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE NICE........ ......... ......


NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS IN OTHERS WHICH WILL MAKE YOU FEEL ALONE, RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT    ALONE....... ......... ......


HAPPINESS ALWAYS LOOKS SMALL WHEN WE HOLD IT IN OUR HANDS. BUT WHEN WE LEARN TO SHARE IT, WE REALIZE HOW BIG AND PRECIOUS IT IS! ............ ....


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Thursday,Oct 15 2009, 06:05:11 PMWHEN A GIRL....


When a GIRL is quiet ...

millions of things are running in her mind.



When a GIRL is not arguing ... 


she is thinking deeply.


When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions ...


she is wondering how long you will be around.


When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds ...


she is not at all fine.


When a GIRL stares at you


she is wondering why you are lying.


When a GIRL lays on your chest ..


she is wishing for you to be hers forever.


When a GIRL wants to see you everyday...


she wants to be pampered.


When a GIRL says ' I love you ' ..


she means it.


When a GIRL says ' I miss you ' ....


no one in this world can miss you more than that.


Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person ....




Thursday,Oct 15 2009, 06:02:48 PMMEN ARE LIKE....

Men are like. . . Laxatives. . .
They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like. . .Bananas. . .
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like. . .Vacations. . .
They never seem to be long enough.






Men are like. . .Weather. . .
Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like. . .Blenders. . .
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like. . .Chocolate Bars. . .
Sweet, smooth and they usually head
right for your hips.






Men are like. . .Coffee. . .
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you
up all night long.

Men are like. . .Commercials. . .
You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like. . .Department Stores. . .
Their clothes are always one half off.






Men are like. . .Government Bonds. . .
They take soooooooo long to mature.

Men are like. . .Mascara. . .
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like. . .Popcorn. . .
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.




Men are like. . .Snowstorms. . .
You never know when they're coming, how
many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

Men are like. . .Lava Lamps. . .
Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like. . .Parking Spots. . .
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.





Thursday,Oct 15 2009, 06:01:13 PMNO ONE DESERVES THIS


NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!!!!!


Girl: Hey

Boy: What?

Girl: I really like you. And I...I think I'm falling in love with you.

Boy: Ok...

Girl: What do you mean "ok"?

Boy: I don't like you like that...

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I can't tell you... maybe.....another time ...


From then on, the girl kept asking the boy "Why not?" whenever she saw him,
and he kept answering the same answer of "I'll tell you later." Finally the girl got fed up.


Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!
Boy: Do you really wanna know why?

Girl: Yes!

Boy: It's because you're uglier than freak! What's the point of going out

with someone when they're not pretty?!

(The nerve!! soo superficial!!)

Girl: But... I...
Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone! 


The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out.

Then her cell phone rings.

Girl: Hello?
Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in

a few hours.
Girl: Alright Mom.

Mom: I love you.

Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Mom: Bye Bye.

Girl: Bye


The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and
looked at herself in the mirror.

Girl: I'm not pretty enough...


She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2
hours later, her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went
upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.


Mom: Honey? Are you alright?

She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing
onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see
what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts
all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to
call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror were these
words written in blood:


"Am I pretty enough now?"

No one deserves to be told that by someone they love. If you find it
messed up then forward this to everyone you know.A person's
appearance doesn't count.What counts is their heart inside of them and
their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough...
Repost this in 5 Min or something bad will happen 2 U tomorrow saying- 


NO GIRL DESERVES THIS!!!

Thursday,Oct 15 2009, 05:58:56 PMLIVING IN 2009 AND BEYOND



LIVING IN 2009


You know you are living in 2009 when.....

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 
2 You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 
12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list 
AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING
 at yourself.

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