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Wednesday,Sep 30 2009, 06:56:49 PMPRiCELESS GiFTS from MY TRUE ZORPIAN FRIENDS! (..

The 4th Affair:
A woman was in bed with her lover
when she heard her husband
opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said,"stand in the corner."
She rubbed baby oil all over him, 
then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you,"she said.
"Pretend you're a statue."
"What's this?" the husband inquired
as he entered the room.
"Oh it's a statue." she replied. 
"The Smith's bought one and 
I like it so much I got one for us, too." 
No more was said, not even 
when they went to bed.
Around 2AM, the husband got up,
went to the kitchen and returned 
with a sandwich and a beer.
"Here," he said to the statue,
"have this. I stood like that for two days 
at the Smith's and nobody offered
me a damned thing."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The 5th Affair:
A man walked into a cafe, 
went to the bar and 
ordered a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."
"One Cent?" the man thought.
He glanced at the menu and asked,
"How much for a nice juicy steak
and a bottle of wine?"
" A nickel," the barman replied.

" A nickel?" exclaimed the man 
"Where's the guy who owns this place?"
The bartender replied,
"Upstairs, with my wife."
The man asked,"What's he doing
upstairs with your wife?"
The bartender replied,
"The same thing I'm doing to 
his business down here."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
The 6th Affair:
Jake was dying. 
His wife sat at the bedside.
He looked up and said weakly,
"I have something I must confess."
"There's no need to," his wife replied.
"No," he insisted, " I want to die
in peace. I slept with your sister,
your bestfriend, her best friend,
and your mother!"
" I know, I know," she replied.
"Now just rest and let the poison work."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Below is a poem which I would 
like to DEDICATE to 
my ONE AND ONLY LOVE,
my HUBBY, DIDI,
I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH!!!
ALWAYS AND FOREVER MORE!!!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
You're My #1 
I´ve kissed the moon a million times 
danced with angels in the sky 
I´ve seen snowfall in the summertime 
Felt the healing of the powers above 

I´ve seen the world from the highest mountain 
Tasted love from the purest fountain 
I´ve seen lips that spark desire 
Felt the butterflies a hundred times 

I`ve even seen miracles 
I´ve felt the pain disappear 
But still haven´t seen anything 
That amazes me quite like you do 

You bring me up when I´m feeling down 
You touch me deep you touch me right 
You do the things I´ve never done 
You make me wicked you make me wild 
Cause baby you´re my #1 

I´ve sailed in a perfect dream 
I´ve seen the sun make love to the sea 
I´ve kissed the moon a million times 
Danced with angels in the sky 

I´ve even seen miracles 
I´ve seen the tears disappear 
But still haven´t seen anything 
That amazes me quite like you do 
You bring me up when I´m feeling down 
You touch me deep you touch me right 
You do the things I´ve never done 
You make me wicked you make me wild 
Cause baby you´re my #1
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ 

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Wednesday,Sep 30 2009, 06:53:21 PMPRiCELESS GiFTS from TRUE ZORPIAN FRIENDS! (2)

about the precious gifts from my zorpian friends........

I am going to do a series of posting of the wonderful articles which were send to me. I truly am humbled by their genuine generosity,kindness and unconditional love for our friendship. THANK YOU SO MUCH,MY DEAREST FRIENDS. I AM TRULY BLESS.AMEEN.
Below are just a few articles emailed to me by some of my good Zorpia friends like Karen, Vinny, Marwan and so many more.
From the bottom of my hearts and soul, I THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP. ALL OF YOU MEANS A ...

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Wednesday,Sep 30 2009, 06:39:46 PMPRiCELESS GiFTS from MY TRUE ZORPIAN FRIENDS! (..

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PRiCELESS GiFTS from TRUE ZORPIAN FRIENDS ...

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Wednesday,Sep 30 2009, 03:11:05 PM11 CRUCIAL RULES FOR A HEALTHY FRIENDSHIP!

ELEVEN CRUCIAL RULES FOR A HEALTHYFRIENDSHIP


1. It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return,But what is more painful is to love someoneand never find the courageto let the person know how you feel. ...

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Saturday,Jan 10 2009, 09:09:39 AMMAY 2009 BE A GLORIOUS YEAR FOR EVERYONE!

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I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK! LOL

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a ...

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