Saturday,Mar 20 2010, 06:55:31 AMWedding Rehearsal

  During the wedding rehearsal, the groom was previewing the ceremony. He approached the minister with an unusual and confidential offer,"Look, I will give you 100 US Dollars if you will amend the wedding vows at the forthcoming wedding ceremony. When you get to me and the part I am to promise 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking all others, be faithful to her forever,' I would appreciate it if you would just leave that part out."

  He passed the minister the cash and walked away satisfied.

  The repertoire, namely the wedding day, arrived and reached a climax in no time, and the bride and groom moved to that part of ritual where the vows were to be exchanged. When it came time for the groom's vows, the minister looked the young man in the eye and said,"Will you promise to cherish your tender sentiment, prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your wife and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever allow a breach of promise, as long as you both shall live?"

  The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice,"yes."

  The groom leaned toward the minister and hissed,"I thought we had a deal. Why displace the vow?"

  The minister put the 100 US Dollars into his hand and whispered back,"She made me a much better offer."

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 Haha, I like this joke pretty much. And you? :)

Sunday,Nov 22 2009, 03:56:22 PMWomen Drivers!

A third story:

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Women drivers

Driving to the warehouse to check inventory this morning on the interstate highway, I looked over to my left and there was a reckless woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! She was lucky that there was not a patrolling police car on the highway.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!! It scared me (I am a man) so bad. I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the pumpkin bread out of other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which feel into the coffee between my legs, splashed and ruined the damn phone and DISCOVERED AN IMPORTANT CALL!

 

Haha, it is pretty funny to read this story J

 

Sunday,Nov 22 2009, 10:35:24 AMOne Brilliant Kid

Another story:

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One Brilliant Kid

A medieval Duke of the royalty was hunting in the forest with his servants and a hound when he came across an oak tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and the smack in the middle of each was an arrow.

“Who is this incredibly fabulous archer?” cried the duke, “I must endeavor to find him!”

After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy outfitting a bow and arrow. Eventually the timid boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets.

“You didn’t just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrow into the middle, did you?” asked the duke worriedly.

“No my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I warrant you by all that I hold holy.”

“That is truly astonishing,” said the duke, “ I hereby abolish your slavery and admit you into my service.” The boy thanked him profusely.

“But I must ask one favor in return,” the duke continued, “You must tell me how you came to be such an conspicuous shot.”

“Well,” said the adolescent, “Foremost, I fire the arrow at the tree…and then I painted the target shaft of the arrow.”

 

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Saturday,Nov 21 2009, 06:54:12 AMA Fish Tale

Hello my friends, long time no see. How are you doing?

Here is an interesting story, check it out and share with me about your thoughts J

A big-time negotiator was out fishing one day when he caught a strange looking fish. He reeled the fish in, unhooked it, and threw it on the deck of the yacht. The fish started flipping in agony and, to the negotiator’s surprise, said, “Please throw me back into the lake and I’ll grant you three wishes.”

“Any three wishes, huh?” the negotiator’s eyes kindled with joy, envisaging expensive fast cars, luxurious mansions with air-conditionings and beautiful women.

“Fish,” he finally exclaimed, “Give me five wishes and I’ll throw you back.”

“Sorry,” the fish answered while skipping for breath, “only three wishes.”

The negotiator’s pride was at stake and after giving the matter some thought he announced, “What do you take me for? A sucker? I’ll settle for four wishes.”

“Only three,” the fish murmured weakly.

Fuming, the man contended for that one extra wish. Finally, the negotiator thoufht it wasn’t worth looking a gift fish in the mouth and made the definitive decision, “All right, fish, you win, three wishes.”

Unfortunately, by then the fish expired.

Ok, that is the sotry. After reading, what do you think?