Watch Out, Ashlee Simpson Is Becoming a Woman – Bikini Pictorial

Photo posted by madalina , 5/7/2008 (www.hollywooditoria.com)

Hmmm… Apparently I haven’t been keeping a close eye on the herd of U.S. Pop princesses Britney Spears clones and missed the moment Ashlee Simpson hit puberty… I have a vague clue who this vagina bearer is. I basically know just that she shares the same DNA and the musical talent of a tone deaf horse overdosing on bovine growth hormones as her sister Jessica Simpson. But slap a sexy bikini on her, or a low cut cleavage and her true talent comes into play. The other days I was looking throw some C.V. because I needed to hire some new half inbred people and one of the department heads was highlighting some nice, young and fresh meat and kept telling me what I’d like. I got tired really fast and told him that I am unable to decide whether I like a bitch or not until I see her on her knees in front of me… Must be the angle or something…