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Albums
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Crazed Animals
(13 photos)
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When Animals Attack
(16 photos)
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Ha Ha
(12 photos)
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Humor Posters 4
(8 photos)
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Humor - Inspiration
(9 photos)
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Humor Posters 3
(11 photos)
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Humor Posters 2
(17 photos)
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Bert is Evil
(19 photos)
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Humor Posters 1
(13 photos)
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Wonder Woman Is So Hot
(7 photos)
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Likes & Dislikes
(7 photos)
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Friggin' Idiot
(14 photos)
Profile
Basic
- Gender:Male
- Age:29
- Ethnicity:Caucasian (white)
- Occupation:Accounting/Finance/Real Estate
- Country:United States
- State:California
- City :San Clemente
Personal
- About me:I like drawing Ligers (half-lion, half-tiger). I don't like my brother Kip or Uncle Rico, because they are always ganging up on me. I like dancing and drinking Gatorade.
- Interests:Dancing, Going to the Prom with my HOT date, bowstaff, nunchucks
- I'm looking for:Hot Chicks!
Journals
Wednesday,Feb 1 2006, 09:49:08 PMA Very Sad Poem
I cried when you were gone,
It was the saddest day of my life,
I loved you so much,
You will never know how much you were missed,
Goodbye my friend,
I will always remember you,
My favorite 12-pack,
Heineken 12 ounce bottles,
Garbageman took you away,
You will always be missed,
My dear, dear Heineken.
Beer. Beer. Beer.
Monday,Jan 30 2006, 06:33:06 PMChinese New Year
So I went up to San Francisco a few days ago to celebrate Chinese New Year with some friends that live near Chinatown. We partied late into the night and I was trying to hookup with this hot Chinese girl at a party. She had been drinking a little and we started talking. She told me she was hungry and wanted to get something to eat. I asked her "if she wanted to try some of my eggroll". She said, "ok, where is it?" I told her, "in my pants". Needless to say, she wasn't impressed with that pickup line. I later ...
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Monday,Jan 23 2006, 06:26:20 PMNot My Real Pictures (Napoleon)
For those of you that don't realize it, these are not my real photos. The photos of the guy with red hair is Napoleon Dynamite (from the movie Napoleon Dynamite). A lot of girls have been asking if these are my real pictures. Fortunately, they are not my real pictures. I will be posting pictures soon, after my scanner gets fixed.
Forum Topics
| Subject | Replies | Score | Time |
|---|---|---|---|
| Horny Girls Stop Harassing Me | 11 |  |
12/17/2005 |
| Girls in Puerto Vallarta? | 0 | |
11/23/2005 |
| Why do so many women fall in love with me? | 13 | |
11/2/2005 |
| I love Tater Tots. | 1 | |
11/2/2005 |
Guestbook
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