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Helping hand on relationships(couple or married)


Sunday,Oct 29 2006, 02:18:23 AM (Last updated: Sunday,Nov 12 2006, 03:03:18 AM)
A good article with many meaningful thought especially for those who is in a relationship,
 those who is about to get married, and married couples..... take time to read it through...
(p.s It might help out a bit)

TRUST is a very important factor for all relationships. When trust is broken,
it is the end of the relationship. Lack of trust leads to suspicion,
suspicion generates anger, anger causes enmity and enmity may result in separation.
A telephone operator told me that one day she received a phone call. She answered,
"Public Utilities Board." There was silence. She repeated, "PUB." There was still no answer.
 When she was going to cut off the line, she Heard a lady's voice, "Oh, so this is PUB. Sorry,
I got the number from my Husband's pocket but I do not know whose number it is."
Without mutual trust,
just imagine what will happen to the couple if the telephone operator answered with just "hello" instead of "PUB".

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NO POINTING FINGERS
A man asked his father-in-law, "Many people praised you for a successful marriage.
Could you please share with me our secret?" The father-in-law answered in a smile,
"Never criticize your wife for her shortcomings or when she does something wrong.
Always bear in mind that because of her shortcomings and weaknesses, she could not find a better husband than you."
We all look forward to being loved and respected. Many people are afraid of losing face.
 Generally, when a person makes a mistake, he would look around to find a scapegoat to point the finger at.
 This is the start of a war. We should always remember that when we point one finger at a person,
 the other four fingers are pointing at ourselves. If we forgive the others, others will ignore our mistake too.

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CREATING PERFECT RELATIONSHIPS?
A person visited the government matchmaker for marriage, SDU, and requested "I am looking for a wife
Please help me to find a suitable one." The SDU officer said, "Your requirements, please."
"Oh, good looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good in singing and dancing.
Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hour, if I don't go out.
Telling me interesting stories when I need companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest."
The officer listened carefully and replied, "I understand you need television."
There is a saying that a perfect match can only be found between a blind wife and a deaf husband,
because the blind wife cannot see the faults of the husband and the deaf husband cannot hear the nagging of the wife.
Many couples are blind and deaf at the courting stage and dream of perpetual perfect relationship.
Unfortunately, when the excitement of love wears off, they wake up and discover that marriage is not a bed of
The nightmare begins.

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NO OVERPOWERING
Many relationships fail because one party tries to overpower another,
or demands too much.
People in love tend to think that love will conquer all and their spouses will change the bad habits after marriage.
Actually, this is not the case. There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that
"It is easier to reshape a mountain or a river than a person's character."
It is not easy to change. Thus,
having high expectation on changing the spouse character will cause disappointment and unpleasantness.
 It would be less painful to change ourselves and lower our expectations.

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RIGHT SPEECH
There is a Chinese saying which carries the meaning that "A speech will either prosper or ruin a nation."
Many relationships break off because of wrong speech. When a couple is too close with each other,
 we always forget mutual respect and courtesy. We may say anything without considering if it would hurt the other party.
A friend and her millionaire husband visited their construction site. A worker who wore a helmet saw her and shouted,
"Hi, Emily! Remember me? We used to date in the secondary school." On the way home, her millionaire husband teased her,
"Luckily you married me. Otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker."
 She answered, "You should appreciate that you married me. Otherwise, he will be the millionaire and not you."
Frequently exchanging these remarks plants the seed for a bad relationship.

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PERSONAL PERCEPTION
Different people have different perception. One man's meat could be another man's poison.
A couple bought a donkey from the market. On the way home, a boy commented, "Very stupid.
 Why neither of them ride on the donkey?" Upon hearing that, the husband let the wife ride on the donkey.
He walked besides them. Later, an old man saw it and commented, "The husband is the head of family.
How can the wife ride on the donkey while the husband is on foot?" Hearing this,
the wife quickly got down and let the husband ride on the donkey. Further on the way home, they met an old Lady.
 She commented, "How can the man ride on the donkey but let the wife walk. He is no gentleman.
" The husband thus quickly asked the wife to join him on the donkey. Then, they met a young
He commented, "Poor donkey, how can you hold up the weight of two persons. They are cruel to you.
" Hearing that, the husband and wife immediately climbed down from the donkey and carried it on their shoulders.
It seems to be the only choice left. Later, on a narrow bridge, the donkey was frightened and struggled.
They lost their balance and fell into the river.
You can never have everyone praise you, nor will everyone condemn you. Never in the past, not at present,
 and never will be in the future. Thus, do not be too bothered by others words if our conscience is clear..

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BE PATIENT
This is a true story which happened in the States. A man came out of his home to admire his new truck.
 To his puzzlement, his three-year-old son was happily hammering dents into the shiny paint of the truck.
 The man ran to his son, knocked him away, hammered the little boy's hands into pulp as punishment.
 When the father calmed down, he rushed his son to the hospital.
 Although the doctor tried desperately to save the crushed bones,
he finally had to amputate the fingers from both the boy's hands.
When the boy woke up from the surgery & saw his bandaged stubs,
he innocently said, " Daddy, I'm sorry about your truck." Then he asked,
 "but when are my fingers going to grow back?" The father went home & committed suicide.
Think about this story the next time someone steps on your feet or u wish to take revenge.
Think first before u lose your patience with someone u love. Trucks can be repaired..
Broken bones & hurt feelings often can't.
 Too often we fail to recognise the difference between the person and the performance.
 We forget that forgiveness is greater than revenge. People make mistakes.
We are allowed to make mistakes. But the actions we take while in a rage will haunt us forever.

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Pause and ponder. Think before you act. Be patient. Forgive & forget.
 Love one and all. If you judge people, you have no time to love them.

Thank you for your time reading this. 

flirting man(for woman....)


Tuesday,Oct 17 2006, 06:56:18 PM (Last updated: Sunday,Nov 12 2006, 03:04:21 AM)
~Bait Him with Your Body Language~

At a bar or coffeehouse, use the tip of your tongue to lick beer or espresso foam from your lip.

Give him a long once-over from head to toe, then bring your eyes back up to his.
Smile ever so slightly to let him know you like what you see.

Pull your hair loose from a ponytail holder or clip so he can watch your touchable tresses fall around your face.

Cross your legs and slowly move your top foot in circles.
His eyes will be drawn to your gorgeous gams since men are used to focusing on movement.

If you shake his hand, wrap your other hand around his. Linger for just a second longer than you normally would.

Grin and hold his gaze for three seconds. Then bite the corner of your lip and look down.

While at a bar, casually set your hand on your knee so that your palm faces up or lay the back of your hand on a table.
This pose lets him know that you're comfortable with him. Plus, it seems like an invitation to grab your hand.

While conversing with a cutie, lean in so you're about six inches from his face. Linger for three counts,
then slowly return to your original position.

Rub your shoulder like you have a painful crick, then gently sigh. Not only will he find this extremely sexy,
 but you might even score a massage.

Walk past him, then slowly swivel your head halfway toward him, rest your chin on your shoulder and smile.
 This asymmetrical pose shows that he's hot enough to literally turn heads.

At a café, dip your finger in your dessert, put it in your mouth and slowly pull it out while eyeing a hot guy.

During conversation, touch his knee or hand for emphasis.
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A joke For a software(A word From System analyst


Thursday,Oct 5 2006, 05:06:05 AM (Last updated: Sunday,Nov 12 2006, 03:05:25 AM)

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from
Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began
unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and
valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0
installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems
initialization, where it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as "Boys' Night Out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer
run, and crash the system whenever selected.

Attempting to operate selected "Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and
"Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0
in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
applications.

I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend7.0", but de-installing
doesn't work on this program.

Can you please help?


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AND THIS IS WHAT THE ANALYST SAID:
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Dear Customer,

This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding.
Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that
Wife1.0 is merely an UTILITIES AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually,
Wife 1.0 is
an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything.

You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back
to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is
Impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the
system once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have
ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child
Support and Solicitors' Fees).

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I recommend you keep it installed
and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or
problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the
C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVEME program and avoid attempting to use the
*Esc-Key.

It may be necessary to run C:\APOLOGIZE\FORGIVE ME a number of times,
and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.

Wife 1.0, although a very high-maintenance program, can be very
rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional
software such as "Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\KISSES
600.0" or "TENDERNESS\UNDERSTANDING 1000.0", or even
"EatingOutWithoutTheKids 7.2.1" (if child processing has already
started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install "BarGirl 2.1" (Short Skirt
Version) or "OneNightStand 3.2" (any version), as this is not a
supported application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost
certainly crash.

BEST OF LUCK!

Your Systems Analyst

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