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Wednesday,Jul 28 2004, 06:13:09 PMMen Are Hard To Please The problems with...
Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
! If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....
The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY... Send to the girls too for some laughter!!!!
Tuesday,Jul 20 2004, 03:10:29 PMRemember the five simple rules to be happy :...
Remember the five simple rules to be happy :
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.
Friday,Jul 16 2004, 10:40:58 AMThe Guys' Rules We always hear "the rules"...
The Guys' Rules
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from
the male side. These are our rules!
Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON
PURPOSE! DUH!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the
changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never
going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on
this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do
not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers
to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want
help solving it. That's what
we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are
for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a
problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible
in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret
girls, don't expect us to
act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two
ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell
us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you
have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions
and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows
default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is
also a fruit. We have no idea
what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say nothing,"
we will act like nothing's
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not
worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an
answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely
anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
you are prepared to discuss
such topics as soccer, computers, etc.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I
have to sleep on the couch
tonight; but did you know men really don't mind
that? It's like camping. Lol.
Life's Good With Rules, Admit it, Guys Own You...
Wuhahaha
Tis is so lame ... =P
Monday,Jul 12 2004, 02:54:45 AM2 all u lesbians out there , hapi ? These r...
2 all u lesbians out there , hapi ?
These r real ppl , not mug shots taken off webbies , i dun support porn webbies , $_$ ....
So enjoy e pics & feel free 2 find them , but PLS dun leave me out , we all hav our needs ...
Dun 4get mE ~!!