Wednesday,Sep 16 2009, 10:46:24 AMWhy Do We SHOUT ?

One day, a professor asked his students 'Why do we SHOUT instead of speak when we are ANGRY?'

All the students thought for a while. One answered 'Because we lost our cool. That's why we SHOUT.'

Asked the professor again, 'But the person is just right next to you, why can't we talk softly but have to SHOUT?'

Everyone gave their opinions but none was accepted by the professor.

Lastly explained by the professor 'When we are ANGRY, our hearts drift apart. To mask the DISTANCE we felt, we instinctively SHOUT instead of speak so the other party can hear us.'

'But as we SHOUT, we get ANGRIER. And we felt we drift apart further. So we SHOUT even louder...'

'It is the opposite when we are in love. Not only we do not shout, we whisper into each other ears. Why?'

'This is because our hearts are very close, almost never apart. As our love deepen, we reach a state of communication where there is no need for words.'

'We understand each other well enough just by exchanging look,' concluded the professor.

'Therefore, when we are arguing, DO NOT speak words that will make our hearts drift apart. WAIT a few days. When you feel your hearts are no longer far apart, pick up the conversation and continue from there.'

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Saturday,May 24 2008, 02:15:03 PMReason to Drink Liquor Straight not added anythi...

We've been trying to tell you for months. Everybody wants cocktail recipes to make their liquor taste less like liquor, but we've been telling you from the beginning - your drink should contain three ingredients or less, including ice. A new article from Forbes corroborates our anti-cocktail bias, but from a new standpoint, and we're sorry ladies...they make you fat.

After a night of drinking cocktails, most people will not only wake up the next morning with a screaming hangover, they'll wake up fatter too.

That's because the average serving of one ...

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Saturday,May 17 2008, 08:00:17 AMWhy Chinese shouldn't have Christian names‏

Try reading in Mandarin: Anne Chang-Dirty Anne Chin- Keep quiet Faye Chen- Dusty Jane Tan- Frying eggs Henry Mah- Hate your mum Paul Chan- Bankrupt Nelson Tan- Bird laying eggs Try reading in Hokkien: Carl Cheng- Buttock Monica Cheng- Touching your buttocks Lucy Leow- You are dead Lucy Seow- You are mad Suzie Leow- Lose (money) till death Corrine Tai- Poor fellow Carmen Tng- Leg hair long Rosie Teng- Screws and nails Pete Tsai- Nose droppings Try reading in Cantonese: Macy Koh- Never die before Lynn Tai- Big breast Faith Chee- Fat pig

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