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Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

glitter-graphics.comGirl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are
you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
humour.

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1.我和超人的唯一區別是：我把內褲穿在裏面了。　　
2.我不是隨便的人，但隨便起來就不是人。　　
3.我身在江湖，江湖卻沒有關於我的傳說…　
4.寧願相信世間有鬼，也不相信男人那張破嘴！
5.水至清則無魚，人至賤則無敵。　　
6.騎白馬的不一定是王子，可能是唐僧；
帶翅膀的不一定 是天使，也可能是'鳥人'。　　
7.時間和乳溝一樣，擠一擠還是有的。　　
8.一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。　　
9.對流血一週仍然不死的動物千萬不能大意…
10.我，一個大學生的人生奮鬥目標：農婦，山泉，有點田。　　
11.一見鍾情，再而死，三而竭。　　
12.一個人並不孤單，想一個人時才孤單。　　
13.生，容易。活，容易。生活不容易。
14.流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化。　
15.男人的謊言可以騙女人一夜，女人的謊言可以騙男人一生！
16.水能載舟，亦能煮粥！
17.你放心，看到你我連食欲都沒了，還談什麼性慾！
18.相親最大的好處是：如果日後婚姻出問題，你可以把責任推給媒人。
19.女人無所謂正派，正派是因為受到的引誘不夠；
男人無所謂忠誠，忠誠是因為背叛的籌碼太低……
20.聰明的女人對付男人，而笨女人對付女人。


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10 .問世間情為何物？一物剋一物。
09 .避孕的效果：不成功，便成人。
08 .錢不是問題，問題是我沒有錢。
07 .喝醉了我誰也不服，我只要扶牆。
06 .有錢人終成眷屬。
05 .火煉金，金煉女人，女人煉男人。
04 .一山不能容二虎，除非一公一母。
03 .水能載舟，亦能煮粥。
02 .鑽石恆久遠，一顆就破產。
01 .我就像一隻趴在玻璃上的蒼蠅，前途一片光明，但是出路沒有

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