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Monday,Jan 31 2005, 09:22:49 AM[IMAGE] Something is seriously wrong with...

Something is seriously wrong with Zorpia these days..!! I know that I have changed my background font.. and hey.. that song shouldnt be played no more!! Its something else! Gosh!! Wats HAPPENIN?!!
Weiii!! Quit playing games with my hart lah.. wei..!! First it was "hope sumtin, sumtin"... then "ninja turtle"..and not forgetting the forever endlessly waiting "we are experiencing a heavy traffic.. please wait while we load you in 1 minute..( that 1 minute can end up to like 15 minutes at times Weiiiiii!! , you giving me hyper tension or wat? Dun tease me neh.. or i will get excited!! wahahaaaaah!
Well here is,
A joke played once too many times, will not seems funny anymore- Reb3lhart.
KAHA HAHHAAArk!!!
Well watever it is I hope that the Zorpia Team will manage to find watever bug that has been infecting their server.. Maybe some jerk has been playing silly prank with all those irritating scripts.. Go get em guysz... or you might lose your users soon.. SHOOOOH!!
Sunday,Jan 30 2005, 06:34:07 PM~HERE WITHOUT YOU~
~HERE WITHOUT YOU~
Sunday,Jan 23 2005, 10:17:54 AMSesekali Tuhan menurunkan musibahsekelip...
Friday,Jan 21 2005, 07:53:50 PMI Have Learned I've learned that you cannot...
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.After that, you'd better have a big weenie.
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Friday,Jan 21 2005, 07:18:57 PMIF YOU LOVE SOMEONE; Shakespeare: if you...
IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE;
Shakespeare:
if you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide
yourself for her.
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget
her.
Patient:
IF you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until
she comes back.
Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat*
C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that....
Bill Gates:
If you love someone,Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free, She'll evolve.
Statisticians:
If you love someone, Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high If she doesn't, the Weibull
distribution and your relation was improbable anyway.
Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".
Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her and never give up!
Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction higher than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not synchronize at the right angle.
Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2 (peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 + (cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(-0.5)c) where c
is the infinite constant of no turning point.
Nowadays' style:
If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!! OR
PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL
If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE???
CARELESS IDIOT!!!

