A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk." The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop.

Why do you suppose that is?" The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest idea." "So tell me," says the blonde, "how is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

Among the taller wood with ivy gather and hung,

The old fox plays and dances round her young.

She snuffs and barks if any passes by and swings her tail and turns prepared to fly.

The horseman hurries by,she bolts to see,and turns again,from danger never free.

If any stands she runs among the poles and barks and snaps and drives them into holes.

The shepherd sees them and the boy goes by and gets a stick and progs the hole to try.

They all stiffing and lie in safety sure,

And out again when everything's is secure,

And start and snap at blackbirds bouncing by

To fight and catch that damm great white butterfly

I wanna wrap my arms

 around you boy

You make me melt within my heart

everytime i see you your all i think about

I wanna feel the heat

i wanna feel the steam arisin

So Baby dont tease me

Boy im tellin u

Fuckin Please me

I wanna make you scream

i wanna make you moan

All night long

till the early hours of dawn

The touch of your skin

is turnin me on

Makin me ache for you

My body is runnin wild

waitin for your touch

To calm me down

But Baby dont you know

i love you so

Heart to heart

Soul to soul

Love you forever

You bring the real me out

that nobody knows not even myself

I'll sacrifice my life for you anyday

baby i love you

Shadow this is for you

Love you baby

xoxoxoxoxoxo