Thursday,Jun 7 2007, 06:25:20 AMBe strong, Honey!

A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.  Inside, he finds a
young couple in bed.  He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this
guy is an escaped convict.  Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a
lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.  If he wants sex,
don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him
no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!"

His wife responds:"He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
He told me that he's gay, he thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you,too."
 

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Thursday,Apr 12 2007, 05:10:00 AMเคยเจอแบบนี้ไหม??

เคยเจอแบบนี้ไหมครับ ??

> > จุดพักมอเตอร์เวย์ ตอน ตีสองครึ่ง ผมกำลังขับรถไป จ.ตราด คนเดียว

> > ปวดขี้สุดๆ เข้าไปในห้องน้ำ นั่งทันที ปิดประตู ปัง ...

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Wednesday,Mar 28 2007, 05:50:37 AMWrite to someone that i ever love the most.

ถึง(พี่ชาย)คนดีที่อยู่แสนไกล

เธอจากฉันไปอยู่คนละปลายขอบฟ้า

นานเท่าไรแล้วที่เธอไม่ได้หวนคืนมา ...

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