A man goes to Victoria Secret to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. "This is $200," she says. "I want one that's more sheer," says he. "This one is $350." "I want it even more sheer than that." "This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500." "I'll take it!" The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her saying, "Go put this on and come down to model it for me." His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see-through that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not. I can take this back for a refund and he won't know the difference." So his wife comes out wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose at the top of the stairs. "So, how do you like it?" she asks. Her husband then complains, "Darn, you'd think for $500 they'd iron the dang thing!"

Soldiers are trained to jump from areoplanes. They have parachutes that open in the air so that they can fall safely to the ground.

A sergeant was once instructing his soldiers. One of them ask him: "What must I do if the parachute does not open when I jump out?"

"Oh, that's all right. You just bring it back and you'' get another one," said the sergeant

To love someone is
to understand each other,
to laugh together,
to smile with your heart
and to trust one another.
One important thing is
to let each other go
if you can't do this