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Wednesday,May 9 2007, 02:18:56 AMWhat's the diff. btw stress, tension and panic?

What's the diff. btw stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant, :X-:

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, :shocked: and

Panic is when both are pregnant. :confused_smile:

Friday,Jun 16 2006, 03:42:22 AMThe Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift

GO Watch it while its still hott (2 thumbs up!!!)

Tuesday,May 10 2005, 04:04:10 AMjokes!!

Why I Fired My Secretary
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As I walked into my office, my pretty secretary, Janet,
said, "Good morning boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a ...

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Saturday,Apr 30 2005, 03:14:48 AMJOKES:) During a good manners and etiquette...

JOKES:)

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students : "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?" Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a p." The teacher says : "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is npleasant." And ...

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Wednesday,Mar 30 2005, 11:14:45 AM1)oPpInIoNS ArE LiKe aSsHolE............... E

1)oPpInIoNS ArE LiKe aSsHolE...............
EvErYoNe Has onE....

2)dO nOt AsSuMe.........
CoZ WhEn YoU 'aSsUMe' yOu pUt AN 'aSs' OuT ...

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