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Wednesday,Mar 30 2005, 11:14:45 AM1)oPpInIoNS ArE LiKe aSsHolE............... E
1)oPpInIoNS ArE LiKe aSsHolE...............
EvErYoNe Has onE....
2)dO nOt AsSuMe.........
CoZ WhEn YoU 'aSsUMe' yOu pUt AN 'aSs' OuT
Of 'U' aNd 'Me'
JOKES:
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling
life with the now departed Prince, she happily sat
in her rocking chair watching the world go by with
her cat Alan. One afternoon, out of nowhere,
appeared her Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you
doing here after all these years?" The Fairy
Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since
you have lived a good wholesome life since we last
met, I have decided to grant you three wishes. Is
there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely
wealthy", she said.
Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
Alan, her cat, jumped off her lap and ran to the
edge of the porch quivering with fear.
"Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said
Cinderella. "Is there anything else you might wish
for", asked the Fairy Godmother.
Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and
said, "I wish I was young and full of the beauty I
once had." At once, her wish was granted.
Cinderella felt feelings inside her that she had not
felt for years.
The Fairy Godmother said, "You have one wish
remaining, what shall you have? "Cinderella looked
at her frightened cat in the corner and said, "I wish
you turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young
man."
Magically, Alan suddenly underwent a change and
then before them stood young man with the looks
and body that no other man could match. The
Fairy Godmother again spoke "Congratulations
Cinderella. Enjoy your new life," and with that she
was gone.
For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Alan
looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat
breathless, gazing at the most stunning, perfect
man she had ever seen.Then Alan walked over
to Cinderella and held her close in his muscular
arms. He leant in close to her ear and whispered in
a warm breath.......
"Bet you now regret having my balls chopped off,
don't you?"
Tuesday,Mar 29 2005, 06:07:26 AMdirty jokes... haha Message: # 1 Husband...
| dirty jokes... haha | |
| Message: | # 1 Husband climbs on the bed naked. Wife: I have a headache. Husband: Good! I have powdered it with aspirin. U want to take it orally or as an injection. # 2 Three fastest means of communication: 1. Telephone 2. Television 3. Tell-a-woman # 3 One day, DUREX complained to KOTEX: " Every time u work, I gotta take 7 days off!" KOTEX retorted: "Whenever u make a mistake during work, I gotta take 9 months leave". # 4 A man called his 4th wife - Baby doll, 3rd wife - China doll, 2nd wife - Barbie doll & 1st wife - Guess What ? - Panadol # 5 Man admiring his naked body in the mirror says to wife: "Look at that 75 kg of pure dynamite". Wife replies: "It is a shame though about the 2 inches fuse". # 6 Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like Viagra, lift you up when you are down. # 7 Man tell MP: My son's a drug addict, my daughter's a prostitute, and my wife's a gambler. MP: Isn't there anything positive in your family? Man: Yes, I am HIV positive. # 8 What is common between a wife and a private swimming pool?? Answer: The cost of maintenance is too high compared to the time you spend inside them!!! # 9 Naked girl boarded a taxi. Driver stared. Girl scolded him, "Never seen a naked girl before? Driver replied "Yes! Seen many before but wondering where you keep your money to pay the taxi fare." |
Saturday,Mar 26 2005, 02:47:23 AMfind the diffrence (very very nice!!!!!!!!) g
find the diffrence (very very nice!!!!!!!!)
go to:
http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html
remember to turn on the volume..enjoy..:)
