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Tuesday,May 10 2005, 04:04:10 AMjokes!!
Why I Fired My Secretary
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As I walked into my office, my pretty secretary, Janet,
said, "Good morning boss. Happy Birthday." And I felt a
little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.
Then, Janet knocked on my door and said "You know, it's such
a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday let's go to
lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the
greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went
lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the
country to a little private place. We had two martinis and
enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office,
she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't
need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess
not.". She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you
don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into
something more comfortable." "Sure," I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she
came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife,
children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy
Birthday.
And there I sat........ on the couch.......... naked.
