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Marriage Life Before and After !!


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Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..


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Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

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Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere better get lost!!

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Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves. '

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Before wedding
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After wedding
'you are worse than godzila'

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Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

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Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

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Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

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laugh...................... esp if they are married......... !!!





Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
'You die, up to you. '
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding
'you get on my nerves. '

Before wedding
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After wedding
'you are worse than godzila'

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Send instant messages to your online friends who need a good
laugh...................... esp if they are married......... !!!

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The sweet things are easy to buy, but one sweet heart is difficult to find. Life stops when you stop hoping. Hope stops when you stop believing. Love stops when you stop caring. Friendship stops when you stop sharing. So please share this idea with the ones who you consider friends. To love without conditions. To give without reasons. And to take care without thankness. Please send this message to all the ones who you consider friends

GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl GIRL: ...... Yes! PSYCHIATRIS
T: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl GIRL: .Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!r

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【和尚与屠夫】
从前有一个和尚跟一个屠夫是好朋友。和尚天天早上要起来念经，而屠夫天天要起来杀猪。 为了不耽误他们早上的工作，是他们约定早上互相叫对方起床。
多年以后，和尚与屠夫相继去世了。屠夫去上天堂了，而和尚却下地狱了。
Why?
因为屠夫天天作善事，叫和尚起来念经，相反地，和尚天天叫屠夫起来杀生……

小哲理：
你做的东西是不是都是你认为对的，却不一定是对的。


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【一道终身受用的测试题】
你开着一辆车。
在一个暴风雨的晚上。
你经过一个车站。
有三个人正在焦急的等公共汽车。 
一个是快要临死的老人，他需要马上去医院。
一个是医生，他曾救过你的命，你做梦都想报答他。
还有一个女人/男人，她/他是你做梦都想嫁/娶的人，也许错过就没有了。
但你的车只能在坐下一个人，你会如何选择？
我不知道这是不是一个对你性格的测试, 因为每一个回答都有他自己的原因。
老人快要死了，你首先应该先救他。
你也想让那个医生上车，因为他救过你，这是个好机会报答他。
还有就是你的梦中情人。错过了这个机会。你可能永远不能遇到一个让
你这么心动的人了。


在200个应征者中，只有一个人被雇佣了，他并没有解释他的理由，他只是说了以下的话：

'给医生车钥匙，让他带着老人去医院，而我则留下来陪我的梦中情人一起等公车!'
每个人我认识的人都认为以上的回答是最好的，但没有一个人（包括我在内）一开始都没想到。

小哲理：
是否是因为我们从未想过要放弃我们手中已经拥有的优势（车钥匙）? 有时，如果我们能放弃一些我们的固执，狭隘，和一些优势的话，我们可能会得到更多。



【皮鞋的来历】

很久很久以前，人类都还赤着双脚走路。


有一位国王到某个偏远的乡间旅行，因为路面崎岖不平，有很多碎石头，刺得他的脚又痛又麻。回到王宫后，他下了一道命令，要将国内的所有道路都铺上一层牛皮。他认为这样做，不只是为自己，还可造福他的人民，让大家走路时不再受刺痛之苦。


但即使杀尽国内所有的牛，也筹措不到足够的皮革，而所花费的金钱、动用的人力，更不知凡几。虽然根本做不到，甚至还相当愚蠢，但因为是国王的命令，大家也只能摇头叹息。


一位聪明的仆人大胆向国王提出建言：「国王啊！为什么您要劳师动众，牺牲那么多头牛，花费那么多金钱呢？您何不只用两小片牛皮包住您的脚呢？」国王听了很惊讶，但也当下领悟，于是立刻收回成命，改采这个建议。据说，这就是「皮鞋」的由来。

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小哲理：
想改变世界，很难；要改变自己，则较为容易。
与其改变全世界，不如先改变自己--「将自己的双脚包起来」。
改变自己的某些观念和作法，以抵御外来的侵袭。
当自己改变后，眼中的世界自然也就跟着改变了。
如果你希望看到世界改变，那么第一个必须改变的就是自己。

「心若改变，态度就会改变；态度改变，习惯就改变；习惯改变，人生就会改变。」

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hallo,

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Girl: What's wrong??
Boy: I like her so much..
Girl: Talk to her!!
Boy: I don't know.. She won't ever like me..
Girl: Don't say that.. You're amazing..
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel..
Girl: Then tell her..
Boy: She won't like me..
Girl: How do you know that??
Boy: I can just tell..
Girl: Well just tell her..
Boy: What should I say??
Girl: Tell her how much you like her!!
Boy: I tell her that daily..
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her.. I love her..
Girl: I know how you feel.. I have the same problem.. But he'll never like me..
Boy: Wait. Who do you like??
Girl: Oh some boy..
Boy: Oh.. she won't like me either..
Girl: She does..
Boy: How do you know..??
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you??
Boy: You..
Girl: You're wrong, I love you..
Boy: I love you too..
Girl: So are you going to talk to her??
Boy: I just did..

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在一个沙滩上有一片闪闪发亮的东西,你会认为那是什么?
A.碎玻璃 B.金属 C.宝石

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解析:
A.能帮朋友一定的忙,但会先考虑自己的利益.
B.宁愿自己受委屈,也要帮朋友.
C.容易受外在诱惑而出卖朋友.

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