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Wednesday,Mar 16 2005, 09:03:49 PMUSEFUL FACTS AND THEN SOME... [IMAGE] In...
USEFUL FACTS AND THEN SOME... 
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. this also applies to undertakers. The organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...? How did the govt. pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that, too)
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And, the best for last..... Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(Do you think they have bad breath?)
HEHE.. found this again in my office mailbox... just wanted to share. XDDDD
Thursday,Mar 10 2005, 04:40:57 AM::WARNING:: boring, boring, boring.... Anger...
::WARNING:: boring, boring, boring....
You are Wrath/Anger!
Wow... who got you so mad huh ?? You have serious
anger issues!! with a rage that seems somewhat
deadly, and a temper that is easily raised, you
are by far the scariest sin. You tend to let
the little things get to you, and are stressed
fairly easily - and woe be it to any of your
enemies. On the positive side, you're
independent, powerful and a definite leader, if
you could just control your moods!
Congratulations on being the toughest!! ...and the
most independent of all the 7 deadly sins!
?? Which Of The Seven Deadly Sins Are You ??
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hay... 
i'm currently in a dilemna.. 
i don't know what to do...
it's been months that i've been contemplating of quiting my current job, mainly because i'm not happy with what i'm doing and i don't like my supervisor that much... 
and right now i have the oppurtunity to apply for a job that is connected with the course i took up in college (broadcast communication) and anime... and i could actually quit now and take my chances on that other job. It pays less but at least i'll enjoy the work.
well, our program just reshuffled teams and i'm back with my old supervisor who i really like and now i'm on a standstill... i really don't know what to do... 
a few days ago i was really sure that i'm going to quit... now i don't know if i want to stay or go ahead and apply for the production job. 
tangnah... 
