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Friday,Jan 27 2006, 07:28:06 AMJokes for everyone....

Hi everybody,

I liked this one. Read it.....its witty.

 

 

>Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
>eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
>water on the side table. He sits up and notices his clothing in front of
>him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it
>is in perfect order, spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He
>takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on
>the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
>
>So he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and
>the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks,
>"Son, what happened last night?"
>
>His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You
>broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye
>when you stumbled into the door."
>
>Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
>breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
>His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
>tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Get your hands off me, bitch! I'm
>married!'"
>
>Moral of the Story:
>Self-induced hangover... $100
>Broken furniture... $2,000
>Breakfast... $10
>Saying the right thing to your wife when you're drunk... PRICELESS

 

Cheers

Babe

Thursday,Dec 8 2005, 06:31:32 PMJokes

HI everyone,Just for laughs... enjoy...Check-up
> > An attractive young girl, with her old aunt, entered
> > the doctor's
> > office.
> > "We have come for an examination" said the young ...

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Thursday,Dec 8 2005, 06:31:31 PMJokes

HI everyone,Just for laughs... enjoy...Check-up
> > An attractive young girl, with her old aunt, entered
> > the doctor's
> > office.
> > "We have come for an examination" said the young ...

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4/17/2006 12:21 PMHey Andra

ketman
ket , Netherlands
Hi it's me Ket, Joyce's boyfriend. How are you? Yeah, i just found your page trough Joyce's list. It was a long time ago i spoke to you on the phone.
Got to go, take care, bye!!
Ket

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wolf 37, Bangkok, Thailand
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6/6/2005 6:36 AM

haleem
Mohamed 29, Maldives
can we be friends

5/22/2005 6:31 AM

kaleed2
kaleed 39, Kuwait, Kuwait
HIIIIII,

SWEETY,

I AM KALEED FROM KUWAIT, CAN YOU ADD ME BE FRIEND.


MY MSN/ S_D_Q8@HOTMAIL.COM

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THANKS


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4/5/2005 7:30 PM

mohicanmonkey
Andy 30, Manchester, United Kingdom
Hiii, nice to hear from you too, its been a while from me I'm afraid. Thanks for the comment :) xxx

3/18/2005 3:53 PM

epale
Javier 31, Los Angeles, California, United States
hello... welcome to Zorpia, I would like to invite u to come and visit my site and sign my guestbook...

1/21/2005 1:00 AM

cptboey
bruce 37, Singapore, Singapore
ni wan wo..... literally translated from eng...

1/12/2005 11:11 AM

likee
Ou 29, Petaling Jaya, Malaysia
Happy New Year... It's still early to wish you Happy New Year right? :) Any New Year resolution?
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