I liked this one. Read it.....its witty.

 

 

>Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
>eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
>water on the side table. He sits up and notices his clothing in front of
>him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it
>is in perfect order, spotless and clean. So is the rest of the house. He
>takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on
>the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
>
>So he goes to the kitchen and, sure enough, there is a hot breakfast and
>the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks,
>"Son, what happened last night?"
>
>His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 a.m., drunk and delirious. You
>broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye
>when you stumbled into the door."
>
>Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
>breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
>His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
>tried to take your pants off, you said, 'Get your hands off me, bitch! I'm
>married!'"
>
>Moral of the Story:
>Self-induced hangover... $100
>Broken furniture... $2,000
>Breakfast... $10
>Saying the right thing to your wife when you're drunk... PRICELESS

 

Cheers

Babe