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Username: beelzephon
Name: Beelzephon
Country: United States
Age: 28
Gender: Male

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Friday, Oct 5 2007
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Friday,Dec 14 2007, 12:41:45 PM

Yeah, you know what? Screw it. I'm just evil.

2007 vs. 2008
Thursday,Dec 6 2007, 11:11:48 PM

A year full of changes and new opportunities is coming to an end. I can't say I'm not happy about it. 2008 will be a "new start". It's a silly thing to say, really. As if a number is going to change your life. But I still want to think I can start over, at least when it comes to taking care of myself and those close to me. I feel I've neglected some of my closest friends... One I even lost, mainly due to his inability to be a human being. So you can say it's a new start for me. I'm free from a bad "friendship" and it feels damn good.
From now on I'm going to seek help whenever I feel I need to, instead of ignoring the pain. I'll stay positive and bury the negativity, I'll work hard and destroy the stupidity that surrounds me, I'll fight to stay the same but also move towards my new goals, aiming to be a better person, a better student, a better friend, and a better lover.
Blog over.

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Friday,Nov 30 2007, 08:46:41 PM

This is too funny. A woman I've never seen sent me a friend request. This has always bugged me. Why do people add someone they've never even talked to? I went to the woman's page and wrote a comment in her guestbook. This is what I found in my inbox a little while later.

"Was it necessary to leave such a message in the guestbook? You could have emailed me with your insults. I will delete you from my list, but if you have any further comments please use the email system. Thanks you."

Now, I do believe it was necessary (and absolutely hilarious). That's why I did it, you little retard. Yes, retard is the right word. She wanted me to "use the email system" if I had any more comments, and I did. But then I found out the bitch had blocked me, so I couldn't even send her a private message. Haha. I love Zorpia's funny retards.

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12/7/2007 4:14 PM
Mud™, 19Verified Zorpian
Piqua, Ohio
United States

lol do i know you?

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12/7/2007 4:19 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

Hehe, nah I don't think so. It's just that fucktards annoy me.

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12/7/2007 4:21 PM
Mud™, 19Verified Zorpian
Piqua, Ohio
United States

i thought you were insamnic or isit that potato? lol i could be wrong!

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hey bro...........
12/4/2007 7:33 PM
Sidd, 23
Mumbai
India

i love the ketchup song! :P

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Re: hey bro...........
12/4/2007 7:36 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

Hahah.. yeah well I hate it. lol. I did it for my chips :P
I'm back now, though.. Good ol' Beelzephon ;)

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12/4/2007 7:39 PM
Sidd, 23
Mumbai
India

hahaha.. chips with ketchup? never tried that. :P
welcome back beelzephon, btw whats beelzephon? :S

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12/4/2007 7:52 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

Oh, it's delicious. lol
Well... It's a cute version of Beelzebub. Haha. Nah, I can't remember where I found it.. All I know is that it's dark. Reminds me of my friend, the Devil. rofl

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12/5/2007 3:22 AM
Sidd, 23
Mumbai
India

lmao! done with exams?

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12/5/2007 6:47 AM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

No, man. First one is tomorrow.. lol

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12/12/2007 8:39 AM
Sidd, 23
Mumbai
India

hey bro, whats up bro? howz it goin bro? :P

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12/12/2007 9:21 AM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

Hahah.. nice. Well, I'm busy arguing with an old man here on Zorpia. He's "defending" this girl.. I bet he's banging the crap outta her when he's not on Zorpia complaining. rofl

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12/1/2007 1:18 AM
Irnesa, 22Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian
Toronto, Ontario
Canada

Have my illegitimate bebehs! ♥

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Re: ♥
12/1/2007 2:35 AM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

No.

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:-P
11/29/2007 11:38 PM
Irnesa, 22Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian
Toronto, Ontario
Canada

*DIES LAUGHING!*
That was very poetic, thank you, oh romantic one! ;-P
*pelvic thrust*

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Re: :-P
11/30/2007 12:08 AM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

Stop hitting on me. I'm taken.
Btw, I wanna hear that odd accent of yours.

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Re: Re: :-P
11/30/2007 12:21 AM
Irnesa, 22Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian
Toronto, Ontario
Canada

:-O
What?! You GAYBO!
You can hit on me, but I can't do the same?! UGH!
You can only hear my voice if you speak back to me... through the mic.... not through letters on my monitor. >:-D

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Re: Re: Re: :-P
11/30/2007 12:27 AM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

That's right.
Okay, I have a mic now. So log on and speak, woman!

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11/30/2007 12:31 AM
Irnesa, 22Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian
Toronto, Ontario
Canada

:-O This I didn't expect.
Right, my voice is not odd. It's very normal. Like Canadian normal. Nothing to hear really. :-P

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11/30/2007 12:34 AM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

rofl. You can't fool me. I am unfoolable!! Mwahaha!! Now log on.

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11/30/2007 12:36 AM
Irnesa, 22Royal Zorpian Verified Zorpian
Toronto, Ontario
Canada

*LAUGHS!*
Fine. T__T

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hi
11/29/2007 11:01 PM
s(hrey)t00pi, 18
United States

hi..a tomato please..instead of ketchup...dont change the name tho..YO
muack

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Re: hi
11/29/2007 11:12 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

Aww come on. He's already seen this pic. He actually liked it. lol

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11/30/2007 12:10 AM
s(hrey)t00pi, 18
United States

haha ok maam

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*BOWS*
11/27/2007 7:57 PM
Sidd, 23
Mumbai
India

hello! its my privelage to write a comment on your page. sister beelzephon!

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Re: *BOWS*
11/27/2007 8:02 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

lol. Don't be so formal, "sister" S.

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11/29/2007 2:30 AM
Sidd, 23
Mumbai
India

ok, mother?

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Re: Re: Re: *BOWS*
11/29/2007 6:35 AM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

"Brother" seems more appropriate.

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ok
11/25/2007 2:56 PM
Macawik, 100Royal Zorpian
Chile

I think i'm feeling sick.
I feel like i'm in hell.
I better run.

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Re: ok
11/25/2007 3:03 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

You're feeling sick because you're on my page?

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Re: Re: ok
11/25/2007 3:24 PM
Macawik, 100Royal Zorpian
Chile

It's like inferno. lol

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11/25/2007 3:40 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

Don't be fooled by the page. I can be a nice person.

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11/25/2007 3:56 PM
Macawik, 100Royal Zorpian
Chile

I know. Sometimes you make me blush. :):):):)

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11/25/2007 4:03 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

Don't fall in love now, ik.

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11/25/2007 4:05 PM
Macawik, 100Royal Zorpian
Chile

LOL What if i want?

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11/25/2007 4:09 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

You know I'm not the right one for you. lol

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11/25/2007 4:52 PM
Macawik, 100Royal Zorpian
Chile

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Crazy!

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Paradise lost
11/24/2007 1:12 PM
Fredrik, 18
Norway

Hey,
like your picture, Gustave Doré isn't it?
Have you read Milton's "Paradise lost"?

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Re: Paradise lost
11/24/2007 1:29 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

Yes, it is. It's one of my favorite images of Satan.
Hmm.. not yet. But it's on my to-do list now. I recently bought the complete works of William Shakespeare and Edgar Allan Poe. I want to finish them before I start a new "project". Hehe.

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Re: Re: Paradise lost
11/24/2007 3:26 PM
Fredrik, 18
Norway

Hehe, yeah, same here:P
When it comes to poetry you can't just skim through it so it takes way more time, i'm working my way through romeo and juliet for the 2nd time at the moment...:P

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Re: Re: Re: Paradise lost
11/24/2007 3:33 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

Nice.. I never saw you as the poetry-reading type. Good to see there's a lot more to a Zorpian than their appearance.

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Re: Re: Re: Re: Paradise lost
11/24/2007 8:07 PM
Fredrik, 18
Norway

hehe, yeah

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you rock!
11/23/2007 2:32 PM
Sidd, 23
Mumbai
India

lol..

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Re: you rock!
11/23/2007 2:41 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

Hahah.. Oh, I'm as pathetic as the rest of them.

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Re: Re: you rock!
11/23/2007 2:45 PM
Sidd, 23
Mumbai
India

i don't care i just love you.. :P

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Re: Re: Re: you rock!
11/23/2007 2:49 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

lol. Love ya too, bro. They have some new forums now.. Food.. and cars. Haha.

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11/23/2007 2:51 PM
Sidd, 23
Mumbai
India

hhhmm sounds interesting.. lol.

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11/23/2007 2:53 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

Yes, let's compare cars now.

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11/23/2007 2:53 PM
Sidd, 23
Mumbai
India

i was thinking about food.

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11/23/2007 2:56 PM
Beelzephon, 28
United States

I'd kill for some good apple pie recipes.

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11/23/2007 2:57 PM