Thursday,Oct 27 2005, 04:35:11 PMWASH YOUR HANDS....

Bathrooms should all have a sign saying "WASH YOUR HANDS" before leaving the restroom. In the men's room, it should be posted right there on the wall in front of the stall, or even at the door so you'll see it before leaving the restroom. In the women's restroom it should be posted right there at the door of the stall so you'll stare at it while you do your biz, to remind you of the last step before leaving the room. ****Now let me leave you with that in mind first and bring in another topic, and I promise to tie this in with another topic****Surely you've met bosses along the way that walks around like they have a stick up their ass. What's with these people who have such power trips? Short fused worse than a TNT bomb on a cartoon ready to blow up in any second. I think it's because they think they're the only hardworking people around that got to where they are? Yeah, that's it, they think that the reason they are in the position they are in, is because they think they've worked for it, therefore the rest, just isn't good enough or didn't work as hard as they did. ***** Here's the story. ...... I went to the bathroom to do the number 1. I stand there knowing nobody else was around humming to the song by BEP. Here comes Mr. Exec. who comes around every quarter or so checking up on the bosses who has a stick up their ass. Comes in, no hello or hi, which is okay because I don't like to talk to people while I do my biz. So when I was done, I go to the sink of the bathroom with "NO SIGNS", I wash my hand thoroughly and waves at the automatic paper towel dispenser to wipe my hands dry. Just before leaving the common place, I thought I might be in the way so I move a little bit for Mr. Exec. who was done disposing his V-8 residue from the 6am flight to our site. But this guy never even gave a thought, not even an excuse me "peon" I need to wash my "nicely" manicured metrosexual hand, walks out of my humming place. So I figured, I wave at the paper towel dispenser again and use it to open the door that way. Now to wrap this up, I walk back to the office, remember that boss with a pogo stick up his sphincter area? Well calls me to his office and says, he wants to introduce me to Mr. Exec to talk about the quarterly report I just finished working on. All of a sudden Mr. Exec is Mr. Nice Guy and Friendly even extending his UNWASHED, manicured, metrosexual HANDS to me. So guess.....what I did?


*****BEN-There, but probably not done That*****

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Thursday,Oct 6 2005, 07:57:33 PMYou don’t have to be….

You don’t have to be an artist to appreciate a painting or an artwork, everyone has their own opinion.

You don’t have to be able to sing to appreciate music, you have your bathroom, I’ll sing in mine, you sing in yours.

You don’t have to be choosing big words when you communicate with others, you’ll only look pompous to many. ...

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Tuesday,Sep 20 2005, 05:12:19 PMRAIN DROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY CAR....

So it's raining here in l.a., people hate it because many can't drive in this weather, heck, many can't drive here even without the rain, period!!! People start to slow down because the road is slippery, sure I understand, but got news for you idiot drivers, you're the reason there's accidents, you step on your breaks like you're the only one driving on the road, not thinking of the person behind your "used to be $90,000 dollar car, you $2,000 dollar Blue Book Value driving, piece of S**T. I'm always late coming to work when it rains.

So my car is ...

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