Journals
Thursday,Nov 5 2009, 10:09:29 AMSong. I'm it.
I'm through with standing in line
to strip clubs we'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth
and I'm never gonna win
This life hasn't turned out
quite the way I want it to be
I want a brand new house
feature on an episode of pimps
And a bathroom I can play with willies in
And a king size tub big enough
for ten plus me
I'll need a credit card that's got no limit
And a big black man with big black it
Gonna join the mile high club
At thirty-seven thousand feet
I want a new tour bus full of old hags
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Shrey and
Haku-rr is fine for me
I'm gonna trade this life for sex and men
I'd even cut my hair and shave my dick
[CHORUS]
'Cause we all just wanna be big pornstars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
The men come easy and the porn comes cheap
We'll all stay sexy, cum's all we eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
In the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold nigger's
Gonna wind up there
Every Playboy bunny
With his bleach blond hair
Hey hey I wanna be a pornstar
Hey hey I wanna be a pornstar.