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Tuesday,May 31 2005, 03:28:17 PMMy friend Maureen

She is the life-saver who downloaded my photo onto Zorpia.  Apologies for delay.  Big up for the Scots lass!

Wednesday,May 18 2005, 01:41:45 PMNo wonder I was getting no replies

My friend Michelle informs me that I've got my sexual preference down as MALE.  What a mistake to make.  I'm a ladies man.  Always have been.

Rectified the cock-up so I hope to hear from more people soon.

Monday,May 16 2005, 01:51:05 PMAin't life a bitch.

I tell ya.  Kicking ass is tiring.  I'm currently just starting a whole new experience.  Completely re-vamping my life.  Looks, I can live with but personality, health and money are paramount.

Doing all these courses, seeing all these experts and once I work out the meaning of life I will tell all (at cost of course); gotta make my money somehow.

Wednesday,May 11 2005, 01:48:45 PMAbout me.

So what d'ya wanna know?  I'm a regular heterosexual male.  Ladies man (yeah I wish), eccentric millionaire (without the money) but a wicked sense of humour.

Let's face it with my life you need a sense of humour.  Born half-paralysed, I have this distorted view of the world and see no reason to change.

I live alone but that's through choice.  I ain't the easiest guy to live with.  Friends are important cos I don't drive and it's always good to hear the views of others.

I'm trying to download a photo but I'd stand a better chance of robbing Fort Knox!!

Oh hell.  Nearly forgot I'm 36 y.o. and cynical as they come. Call me a half-arsed anarchist if you want (a mercenary certainly) but a better friend you couldn't wish to have.