我對佛說：請讓我所有的朋友永遠健康快樂~！


佛說：只能四天~！
我說:好,春天、夏天、秋天、冬天。


佛說：三天。
我說：好，昨天、今天、明天。



佛說：不行，兩天。
我說：好，白天、黑天。
佛說：不行，就一天~！
我說：好~！


佛茫然問到：哪一天？
我說：在我所有朋友活著的每一天~！ ?


佛笑了……說：以後你所有朋友將天天健康快樂~！！！


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GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl GIRL: ...... Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl GIRL: .Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!r

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Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

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Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are
sleeping with?
Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

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Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are
you having your meals three times a day as I have advised?
Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

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A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of
humour.

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老人」

拾荒老人依然在菜市場穿梭。
推著長年與他相伴的手推車，上面裝著新舊不一的紙箱，
這些都是老人賴以維生的財富。
只知道老人已經很老了之外，看不出來他的年紀多大，
因為歲月在他臉上留下的痕跡，應該比他真實的年齡還多。
除了早上的菜市場、隔壁街道的黃昏市場、大馬路旁的夜市
也是他撿拾資源的地方。
今天午後，一聲悶雷，敲出了天空的眼淚。

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讓原來熱鬧的市場瞬間顯得冷清許多，
老人穿著破舊的雨衣，依然在馬路間遊走。
而我，從公司騎著機車到離家不遠的市場附近出外勤。
看到老人依然冒雨撿拾廢紙箱及金屬罐，我感到一陣心酸。
只是對這個冷漠的都市來說，這種莫名傷感，不需要有，也不應該有。
急忙走進已聯絡的店家，努力推銷著手邊的產品，
希望能夠在精美店面上架。
再走回街上，雨勢已經變小了。
看到老人在附近的麵包店門口，拿出了殘破的塑膠袋，
點算著裡面的銅板，盼望著能夠用他們換取麵包以求得一餐溫飽。
這是老人多日才有一次的奢華。
我再也忍不住，快步走到老人身後，
按住他的手及塑膠袋口：「老伯，別算了，中午我請你吃麵。」
老人細小的眼睛凝望著我，眼光中卻流露深沉的智慧：
「好孩子，我認識你，你就是那個連用過的衛生紙
都拿來回收的小夥子嘛。」
被他一說我不禁臉紅，只能點點頭。
老人笑著說：「好；好！」
不知道是讚美我資源回收徹底，還是答應我的邀約。
十分鐘後，一個被雨淋濕的業務員跟
一個黑黑的拾荒老人兩個人在麵攤前坐下來。
不理會皺眉頭的老闆，一老一少在麵攤裡大快朵頤。
「為什麼忽然想請我吃麵？」老人邊說，呵呵的笑了起來。
我說不出口，說不出是因為他在雨中工作的背影，
也說不出是因為他殘破的塑膠袋跟零錢。
老人繼續說：「是因為你常看到我這身落魄而同情我吧？」
我一時啞然。
只能默默的吃麵。
趕在老人吃完之前，將兩人的麵錢付了。
吃完麵後，老人起身露出滿足的笑容。
似乎不只是因為麵。
他伸出充滿閱歷的手摸摸我的臉：
「好孩子，你有太多的愛心跟傷感，別浪費在我身上，
多花點時間陪陪父母才是。」
說完，他帶起斗笠，披上雨衣，拉著手推車回到他工作的場所。
但是從那天晚上起，老人不再出現在市場，
而他堆破爛的空地也被改成大樓建築預定地。
我感到疑惑，但時間沖淡了我的好奇心。
直到三個月後的下午，信箱多出了一封沒有寄信地址的信件。

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感到奇怪的我把信拆開：
「好孩子，還記得我嗎？你請我吃麵是我最後一天的拾荒日子，
這份工作我一作就是三十年，即使知道是最後一天，
我又怎麼捨得停下來呢？問我為什麼停止拾荒嗎？
因為我堆廢棄物的空地被兩個兒子賣掉了，
那是把他們從小拉把長大的空地啊！
但是他們卻為了建築商的高價收購，
告訴我遺產稅課的重，要我提早將土地過戶給他們，
他們一再保證不會把地賣掉。那塊地跟他們爸爸一樣，
從小把他們養大，他們不捨。
如今，地賣給建商，而我住在老人院，我跟地都被拋棄了。
被唸書唸到博士跟大學的兒子拋棄了。
這麼多年來，除了養育兒子之外，我沒在自己身上花到一毛錢。
我最常吃的是路邊街邊賣熟食的剩菜，跟水果攤剩下來的水果。
那個破塑膠袋裡的錢都是拾荒時候撿到的，
湊足了錢我才有正常的東西吃呢，
我所賺到的一分一毫都花在教養兒子的身上。
現在，我在老人院聽到兒子說，土地還有賣了五億的價值，
老而不死的你除了會花我們兩兄弟的錢，你還有什麼用？
好孩子，在他們說出口前，我早就麻木了。
只記得你請我吃麵時的溫暖，還有你握著我的手時傳來的溫度。
期待有緣再見。」
我發現信紙的下角有乾枯的淚痕，而新的淚痕，
卻從我的眼中不停的落下。

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毅然決然騎上機車，直奔父母的住所。
走到屋內，不爭氣的眼淚依然流個不停，
只能哽咽的說：
「我回來了，爸、媽，我回來了，我們一起吃晚餐吧。」

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