Wednesday,Nov 29 2006, 05:53:11 AMSilly Blonde Jokes

Stress with work??
It's time to have some Silly Blonde jokes then.
Enjoy~*

• A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed , then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream. The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you? "Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde" "I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
  
• A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"
  
• Why was the Blonde's coffin Rectangular?

          When she hit the pillow, she opened her legs.

          Her legs couldnt be closed.

• Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito???

          Answer: A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Tuesday,Nov 28 2006, 07:35:14 AMZORPIA

好, 今日決定寫番zorpia
雖然d post可能同xanga重覆
但係唔緊要啦
起碼唔洗比你地話我荒廢呢邊
drag左xanga d post過黎
聽日開始唔會咁懶
at least比你地知道我呢兩個星期做左mud都好
jeffrey....我有heart係zorpia架....哈哈。

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呢個星期我好乖呀 出左兩日街咋=] 星期五 放工到旺角meet up城城同亞嵐 spend左好耐去影貼紙相 佢地陪左我一陣就歸家 入salad又大出血 基本上佢地既best buy係呢個月已經買晒 d sale見到我唔係嗌我做carmen而係叫我做baby 亦因為咁, 佢地唔再sell款 而係叫我同款買多幾隻色襯衫 有d過份 =] 比kinki見到我瘋狂大購物真係有d唔好意思 哈哈 好鍾意同kinki出街 因為我地會可以不停咁講不停咁講 聽到你同mr. her既電話節錄真係笑爆咀 姐姐...我又要飲牛奶 哈哈 你要繼續幸福 下次我地再出黎要book張4人枱食飯 好冇 =] 之後我地又影左靚靚貼紙相 12點就返屋企覺豬 =]   星期六 一點幾去到東海飲茶 見到可愛既堂細佬妹 真係想即刻生番個..哈哈 3.30去到poly至發現原來係去city 同朱朱去到又一城既時候已經3.45 心諗死啦..人地約影畢業相竟然遲到 有d驚比人鬧啦 點知個個都未到 同朱朱行街行到5點幾 去到city, ricci影第一張相既時候其他人都未到 下次我地會自動tune番個時間....遲番3個鐘咁啦..haha   星期一 發神經 今日有3個人約我食lunch 平時又唔見咁多 廷信兄你第一個打黎 我梗係同你食啦 =] 12.30又係係kfc等 又係遲到 又係我行去長江接你 真係唔明白你係女仔定我係女仔 攪到好似我次次去接女朋友食飯咁 不過你陪我食糖水 扯平啦 =] 聽日應該同mr.m食飯 朋友們, 食lunch請早d通知 重有...我係女仔黎架 唔好叫我去公司樓下接你地食飯 因為你地做野d地方太多人.....同埋..太遠勒...okay =]

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	病左...凍病左.... 點解我係香港會凍親... 有病。
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星期五睇左<<三分鐘先生>> 哈....係呀..我去睇爛戲 但係我想講我睇到喊 真係unbelivable -__- 睇完戲同樊生,亞嵐同佢地d同事去左cafe 我係queen of ""cum綿toy"" 哈哈... 亞嵐既自信心比我推至新低點 =] 到左十一點幾去sogo搵mr.c 因為mr. c 一個電話 我dum底左佢地係cafe 比樊生鬧到狗血淋頭 對唔住..對唔住....下次唔會勒=] 我想話我同佢冇見一個星期 一個星期見你地3次 唔好咁小氣啦好冇 lol 見左佢一陣,送埋佢去搭小巴就去搵大笨象 好開心呀...好耐冇見 佢既relationship theory好正 我諗我都知道邊個係我highest point =] 講得好岩 最愛那位往往都唔可以同你一生一世 原本想好詳盡咁記底你講既每一句 但係本小姐實在太冇記性 不過我會努力搵一個love base同suitablity base既人 唔會為左time base同age base而去拍拖 我想講...我懷念中學既日子 所有人。所有事。 ========================================= 我放棄勒... 係呢個月我放棄左好多野 今日...我放棄埋你 Bitch, do you know how hard for me to get your number?? I spent the whole afternoon and you just told me to ring you after half an hour. Heart Broken *sob sob* will not talk to u anymore .... Hate you hate you hate you but I do wish u a Happy Birthday =] Miss the time we talk on phone Miss the time we celebrate birthday together Miss the time we shop in london Miss the time we hold hands and pretend we are couple Miss the time we were still young and innocent Miss you soo much Love u bitch My sexy Bitch.

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	今日有d失落 好彩...有baby你係度 同你講完電話成個人開心晒 你比心機上堂勒 掛住你 =] ========================= 樊生比我煩到癲左..ahahha~*
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星期一晚幫完樊生做個testing 佢為左多謝我 邀請左我去金魚街...........陪佢買金魚 =] 哈...我咁大個女第一次去金魚街買野 感覺好興奮 ^0^ 有好多燈魚同龍蝦仔..好得意 不過佢地名實在寫得太撩 都唔知佢寫mud 我: 嘩你睇下呢隻水母蝦幾得意~ 樊: 係水晶蝦呀 -_- 我: 嘩你下呢條黃合魚 樊: 係黃金魚呀姐姐...你唔好再扮唔識睇中文勒下白痴妹。 我: 邊有~ 佢地寫得差ja ma 樊: 人地呢d叫撩草呀...唔識讀就唔好讀啦 我: 好......你好野 >.< 行過隔離間舖頭 我: 喂..買呢包啦~ 樊: 邊包呀? 我: 呢.....個包有五六條架呢~ 樊: 邊包呀?? 我: 橙色...游得好快....打晒交...呀唔係錫緊個袋 樊: 你玩野呀...60幾70包, 包包都游緊架啦... 我: 又係你叫我唔好亂讀ma 樊: 我唔岩..對唔住....快d買完走好冇 我: 一陣有得食魚旦架呵?? 樊: 有.... 我: 有臭豆腐架呵??? 樊: 有呀..... 我: 好啦..咁要個包橙xxx虾 啦 樊: ........係橙xxx灯呀 我: 哈哈...是但啦....去食魚旦嚕~ =]

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尋日好健康.. 點解呢??? =] 因為我去左同陽光遊戲~ 我其實想放風箏好耐....不過一直都冇人陪我去 咁城城就好好人咁organize左一個green day比我 =] 本應有得踏單車 但係因為亞嵐打rugby整親膊頭 拉姑隻腳比人撞爆左又要做手術 所以變左去....釣魚 -__- 十二點幾同城城女友入到元朗 同亞嵐一齊食左小小野 等埋佢d朋友仔就揸車入流浮山!!! 亞信佢揸左架rover...入面有電視...好犀利 =] (係..我明白有電視係好正常...但係未見過咁大個) andrew同揚揚好好笑真係笑爆咀 haha 去到流浮山 佢地開始約魚 我未明白約魚既樂趣 捉左拉姑,tiff 同亞嵐去打牌 本應曬到太陽眼鏡cap帽mud都擺晒上個頭度 點知打左兩圈就知道流浮山唔係浪得虛名 凍到我地呢~ 之後就燒野食 比南華會個次好好多... 起碼唔會熱到野食都唔想燒 所以話 冬天燒野食真係有幸福既感覺=] 燒到10點幾andrew同vinz車返我地出去 我地海洋公園之旅暫定於本月二十六日 =] 依家我要出去幫樊生填份問卷reach target -___- 我呢個朋友其實...真係交得過~* wahhahaha   PS...唔記得講我識點釣魚勒~*... 不過...真係唔好再叫我去... 不過....放風箏真係可以搵我 =]

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昨晚友誼先生A來電 把聲sad得唔可以再sad A : 你可唔可以陪我飲野?? 我: erm.....有邊個?? A : 我同你囉..... 我: 下...冇勒??? A : 係呀..唔得呀?? 你唔開心我陪你, 依家我想飲杯野都冇人陪, 朋友呀...朋友喎...........(下刪一千字) 我: 呀...好勒好勒...出勒出勒..... 9pm@尖沙咀 到達尖沙咀既時候已經見到亞嵐 有少少被騙既感覺 我: 又話得你一個既??? A : 做mud著成咁呀??? 我: 你唔係唔開心咩?? A : 我想去打舗機 我: -____- 10pm@尖沙咀 拉姑: 喂你冇野呀?? A : 冇呀... 拉姑: 又話你唔開心既?? A: 冇呀..... 拉姑:  -__- 我地三個比人呃左去cloudnine A先生重好開心咁話: 大家出黎飲杯野唔好咩?? 完全的汗 發現男人講野...真係信唔過 下次不會被騙

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	葉雅芝 我要係呢到大大聲咁同你講   *~~生日快樂~~* 何時有空跟你吃一頓生日飯???? =]
	1:40 PM - 6 eprops - 3 comments - email it

變態癖好 今日返工 我個靚表哥著左一條短褲 好有型咁係我面前show佢對有腳毛既長腿 @後樓梯 表哥: 喂喂喂...我表演d野比你睇吖??? 表妹: 下???係呢度??? 表哥: 係呀....係入面表演唔到架~ 表妹: er..........三級野我唔想睇wor 表哥: 唔係啦.....睇住嘞~ 係呢個時候佢拎左個火機出黎 開始......燒腳毛 -___- 表妹: 你係咪變態架??? 表哥: 好爽架, 你試過燒腳毛未吖??? 表妹: 我都冇腳毛 表哥: 咁你體驗唔到呢個樂趣 表妹: 你都痴線架, 玩埋d咁既野 表哥: 我d frd成日都玩架wor 表妹: 咁咪証明你地d男人個個都變態架囉 表哥: 表演多次比你睇好冇?? 表妹: 你留番表演比你d女朋友睇啦 表哥: 表演過啦~ 佢地不知幾high 表妹: 好明顯係你恃靚行凶迫佢地睇, 我覺得好嘔心囉 表哥: 唔係啦, 佢地不知笑得幾開心~ 表妹: 你都痴線架

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Thursday,Apr 27 2006, 05:13:52 PMwhat a day~*

我真係好無聊... 點算 -_________-

Saturday,Dec 4 2004, 05:50:00 PM我baby judyhung到左^國勒 今日我又去接ke

我baby judyhung到左英國勒

今日我又去接keni放工
成間muji我包晒
一個人shopping真係好
仲要多謝佢對手套
好靚呢~*

去到佢屋企auntie已經煮好飯lu~*
好耐冇食過栗子炆雞
好好好好好好好 好味
又有椰子雞湯
好滿足呀

之後就去接judy
stansted我連係邊都唔知
好彩keni識去
不過我地都係遲到......
well, 孔小姐記住以身相許
唔係下次冇人肯山長水遠去車你架勒~* 嘻嘻

點幾去到euston接埋enid去gallery唱k
今日竟然有majong打囉
好攪笑
d majong細到一粒屎咁
judy同enid丟底我去左撐檯腳
得番我一個....wuwuwuwuuwuwu
真命苦噢 >.<

  
Maggie~*                                         Ian~*                                              Paul少

  
   
Paul少~*                       Yuki~*                               Stella~*                           Keith~*

Tuesday,Nov 30 2004, 08:20:00 AM今日好開心呀...D and K final呀 終於見到

今日好開心呀...D and K final呀
終於見到小進勒
佢仍然係咁白
ｈｅｈｅｈ～＊


今日同左好多人影相呀.....
有......... maggie



yuki



靚仔pius



pius & kelvin




john


yanice



brian & yanice


brian



paul少


同埋大佬嘉龍~*





真係好開心.....好耐冇見到咁多唔同group既人