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10/24/2009 5:52 AMto tell hi

priyannn
under constr 36, Zamboanga City, Philippines
hi brother

9/5/2009 8:28 AMkhushi

golumeena03
golu 20, Bhopal, India
hello

9/5/2009 9:07 AMRe: khushi

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Alpesh 27, Nasik, India
Hey Hi
Whatz Up Whatz Happening

7/10/2009 4:52 PMhi

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vora 24, Mumbai, India
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7/27/2009 8:39 AMRe: hi

cooldudealpesh55
Alpesh 27, Nasik, India
Hey Hiee Whatz Up Howz Life

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alpanagaikwa 24, Mumbai, India
hi i m alpana can v friends

6/26/2009 7:42 AMhey hieeeeeeeee alpesh

dreamland4angel
Sneha 22, Nasik, India
( WHEN HU JINTAO WAS NAMED CHIEF OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY IN CHINA & JEORGE W. BUSH WAS PRECIDENT OF USA)
( SCENE : THE OVAL OFFICE , GEORGE BUSH & CONDOLEZZA RICE)

George : Condi! Nice to see you? What’s happening?
Condi : Sir,I have the report about the new leader of China.
George : Great.Let’s hear it.
Condi : Hu is the new leader of China.
George : That’s what I want to know.
Condi : That’s what I’m telling you.
George : That’s what I’m asking you? Who is the new leader of China?
Condi : Yes.
George : I mean the fellow’s name.
Condi : Hu.
George : The guy in china.
Condi : Hu.
George : The new leader of China.
Condi : Hu?
George : The Chinese?
Condi : Hu is leading China.
George : Now whaddya? asking me for?
Condi : I’m telling you Hu is leading China.
George : Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi : That’s the man’s name.
George : That’s whose name?
Condi : Yes.
George : Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi : Yes sir.
George : Yassir? You mean Arafat is in China? I thought he was in Middle East.
Condi : That’s correct.
George : Then who is in China?
Condi : Yes sir.
George : Yassir is in China?
Condi : No sir.
George : Then who is?
Condi : Yes sir.
George : Yassir?
Condi : No sir.
George : Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.
Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. I bet he knows.
Condi : Kofi ?
George : No, thanks.
Condi : You want Kofi?
George : No.
Condi : You don’t want Kofi.
George : No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk and then get me
The U.N.
Condi : Yes sir.
George : Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi : Kofi?
George : No, milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi : Call who?
George : Who is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi : Hu is the guy in China.
George : Will you stay out of China?
Condi : Yes sir.
George : and stay out of Middle East ! Just get me the guy at the U.N.!
Condi : Kofi?
George : all right ! Light with sugar. Now get on the phone.
( Condi picks up the phone )
Condi : Rice here.
George : Rice? Good idea and a couple of eggs rolls, too.

take care
have a wonderful everyday
sayonara
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