http://www.zorpia.com/dho26 Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:03 EST Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:03 EST Zorpia.com http://www.zorpia.com/dho26/journal/1485302 <ol><li>All the good ones are taken.</li><li>If the person isn&#39;t taken, there&#39;s a reason. (corr. to 1)</li><li>The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is form you.</li><li>Brains x Beauty x Availability= Constant</li><li>The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.</li><li>Money can&#39;t buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.</li><li>The best things in the world are free---and worth every penny of it.</li><li>Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.</li><li>Nice guys(girls) finish last</li><li>If it seems too goo to be true, it probably is.</li><li>Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.<br /></li></ol> Personal http://www.zorpia.com/dho26/journal/1485302 Sat, 18 Feb 2006 18:10 EST