Saturday,Feb 18 2006, 10:10:37 PMMurphy's Law Of Love

1. All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason. (corr. to 1)
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is form you.
4. Brains x Beauty x Availability= Constant
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7. The best things in the world are free---and worth every penny of it.
8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
9. Nice guys(girls) finish last
10. If it seems too goo to be true, it probably is.
11. Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
    

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