GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD. PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that? GIRL: Well, he kissed me. PSYCHIATRIST : You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl GIRL: ...... Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he put his hand in my top. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he took my clothes off. PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes GIRL: Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, he had sex with me! PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl GIRL: .Yes! PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD. GIRL: But, then he told me he has AIDS. PSYCHIATRIST: BASTARD!!!!!r

Caller: Hello,
can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone) ?
Operator: Yes,
you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You
are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan
(someone)and I need to talk to Annie Wan! It is urgent.
Operator: I
know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone, but what is this urgent
matter about?
Caller: @#$... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our
brother Noel Wan (
no one ) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured
and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone)is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was
injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent
matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You
are so rude! What is your name?
Operator: I am Saw Lee (sorry)!
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your
name!!!

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nice to meet u can i be your fd?I"m in ireland too feel so bored if i can be your fd plz add my msn kazef915@hotmail im form hk hope talk to u soon

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how ddi yu know
"dat guy live dwn stair~!!!"
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quick n tell meeeee

Hi Fiona, ah Hoi ah, what are you doing now? Feel better atfer prayer on Saturday night? (^_^)

hi ah hoi
i feel much better la....i feel refreshed! and i hope this feelin will last forever^^

dim ar?.?
didn't chat in ages
laa~!!sis xD
or mayb not xD
wbwb xoxo

naaattt im not chinese im Thai ha xD im i look like chinese yeh !! cuz im half chinese and half thai but i born in thailand , r u chinese ? wb xx

im from Thailand and ya ? r u living in Dublin now ? what skul r ya in xxx