fish, you keep secrets about your Family

Whose family isn't a little dysfunctional? Just the same, you're not gonna write the next great American novel about your family's crazy arguments and weird habits. No one needs to know about Aunt Bertha's obsession with dolphin tchotchkes or Grandpa's affection for highballs.

For you, family gossip is best left alone. It's important to keep those dirty little secrets to yourself. You've got a great respect and love for your kin, even if they don't always act the way you want them to. As long as you know the truth about what's going on in your seemingly happy home, who cares what the neighbors say? Sticking by each other — now that's what family's for!