heaven or hell

home...

Pfff...

if do you think that u are worthy or capable,,in hell or heaven...just recognized urself,if u are worhty in heaven

uy,chene zamboangueno aqui,ketal man?

heto buhay pa wala pa rin pagbabago

oh,you don't speak the local dialect?"chavacano"?

cosa? of course i should practice speaking dollar....who knows i will be there in abroad

ambisyosong palaka! bahahahaha!

baka di ka maintindihan nyan, The only lang. he fancy is English.

well thats a good point:)

dropped in a hole 6 feet deep

6 Feet in the ground where the worms start to eat away ur rotted flash until there's nothing left on us but ur bones.

in ur case... worm will eat ur rotten ugly face

Hey haku why don't you go and do me a favor and go grow your self a brain. And then go back to school and learn how to use it to
properly instead of coming on here and making lame ass insults like "in ur case... worm will eat ur rotten ugly face".

@sweetsiren *smiles* what a funny contradictory question. if you die, "you" don't go anywhere :)

@ ugly: shut up

lols@banned moron

bahahhahaa! i'm banned every 5 days. what's new?

nothing :)
just that it seems to be a "constant" of all the intellectual challenged morons around here.

well the ugly remains. That should be ur consolation marvin. The ugly remains. I mean ur face looks like remains bahahahaha

@haku *laughs* might be :)

might? u being ugly? More like a 99% probability

*aNgRYl0gik dies laughing*@haku

if this hell stuff exists that's straight where i'm going, for being a good person and not being homophobic(sin), i also like all you can eat buffets (sin) beleive in free religion (obviously a sin) sometimes controdict the bible specially when it has to do with hating gays, killing witches, and treating women like s**t(sin) with that said my mother is a witch (sin) i respect women (sin) i don't belive is god exists that he made MAN in HIS image (sin) i believe in evolution. (sin)
oh man, i could go on forever, yet people keep on telling me that i'm a good guy. and i think they're right. hitler will laugh at me from heaven while i burn for enternity.

No-one knows where they are going to go because they have never been. You can only hope...right?

well.....apart from that guy who says hes going to rot and be eaten by worms. Lets hope that's not his hope.

ROTT

to sleep

ihop

It's so annoying how some people try to look cute and funny to serious topics. Grow up boys and girls!
When I die, I hope I am ready to go to heaven.
And as signs are showing, It may not be that long before we all meet our maker.

come now martha lets try and not be a c*n*.

But I was born with one , now you dont grow and be one , ok?

ok
bless you martha

Thanks Kyle, Bless you too :D

Uhmmm i'm grow up
But i'm just speaking the truth.
Because you really do go 6 feet under and the worms really do eat a away that ur flesh.

Yes true lol

Haven't "signs" been showing for a long, long time now?

Sure have, and It is coming to the end. Every nation is hurting in some way, There has never been so many nations all at once to be in the shape we are in today.

@martha, *smiles* seems that "doomsday preachers" will never run out of business, because *sarcastic* if it doesn't happen today, it would most probably happen tomorrow :)
ps. i bet we can wait another 2000 years

And what makes you think we will ? ***sarcastic *** Use what brains God gave you , Look around at the earth, people, sickness, wars etc. It's just a matter of a little more time , who knows ,Maybe 200 years more, I am not saying today :) But count on it , It will end , as eveything else does.

@martha, *smiles* time will tell ;)
it's just funny that doomsday has been already predicted more than 80(?) times already by different religions through history ... and look :) we're still here

80 times and still no doomsday,now to my way of thinking that means they have been wrong in 100 % of the doomsday prophecys,and they dont question that there may be a flaw somewhere

or maybe they are using the law of averages,and when the planet does eventually go tits up they will proudly shout "we told you so so"

any religion that predicts doomsday to happen on a specific time are idiots!

You finally said something that is a fact :))
even I know that .

martha ur hot. Now I'm a pedophile!

If that statement is made to make me look young, thanks! haha but I dont like old men with no brain tissue left lol You will have to look around Zorpia a little while longer, Im sure you will find your match :P

@martha *laughs* i would rephrase that ... any religion that predicts a "doomsday" without exact dates is just a bad joke.

ur face is a bad joke

@haku, wow! *sarcastic* such an intelligent reply :P

ok Angry sticky stinky fish ! *laughs* Angry fish is following me now. Is it because today is Mothers day and you dont know if Im your mother? lol

@martha *smiles* wow! another brainwashed reply.

I didnt say it was predicted, I said it was close . The signs are there, You have to pay more attention to the signs and people more often :) All things come to an end. Earth just takes a little longer lol

@martha, you said "I didnt say it was predicted. The signs are there"
isn't it a lovely contradiction?. from what i remember "prophecies" are predictions usually based on signs or events ;)

...for now.....

Look around at the earth, people, sickness, wars etc
There's always been sickness, wars, famine, poverty, and they haven't meant the end of the world. Giant empires have also risen and fallen throughout history, we've had 2 massive world wars, a cold war between two super powers that nearly resulted in a nuclear holocaust, yet STILL the world didn't end.
Maybe 200 years more, I am not saying today

You said soon, which implies you meant it would happen in your lifetime.
But count on it , It will end , as eveything else does.
It'll end when the sun dies/ someone does something stupid to destroy the earth/ some massive space object collides with the earth/ aliens wipe us out.

Remember, if humankind dies out the world hasn't ended.

:| OK :} I can see we have different teachings . Soon? Yes, I said soon, does not mean in my lifetime.
Let me ask you this.. Do you think the world keeps geting hotter every year? Did you know we only like around 6 more degrees and the earth will burn itself?
Mother Nature? ummmm You may call it that lol

Do you think the world keeps geting hotter every year?

Yes, as a result of human, not divine, intervention. Although things like changes in global temperature have happened before, and the world has not ended.

Did you know we only like around 6 more degrees and the earth will burn itself?
It won't burn. It will flood. The very worst thing that could happen is the Earth turns into something like Mars.
The thing is if the world does continue to rise in temperature and we aren't able to adapt to/stop it, and the world then floods, some other species will become the dominant species and life will continue on from that. Even if only bacteria are left, life can continue.

Have you ever seen a rainbow ? I know what your going to say about those , They are caused from such and such , I know that too but before I hear you say that , that such and such is made from God :)
He promised to never flood the earth again. Are you saying he also is a lier? This earth will burn .
Your so young to know it all , you need to give your brain a rest :)

that such and such is made from God

I have yet to see anything that has made me think for a moment that a god exists, and I say that hoping I don't offend you or your beliefs.
He promised to never flood the earth again.

"He" never flooded the earth in the first place.

Are you saying he also is a lier?
How can I call something I don't believe exists a liar?

Your so young to know it all , you need to give your brain a rest

Lol, I know I don't know it all, but I'll never give my brain a rest. I like to stimulate it.

Yeah, but that doesn't necessarily mean the end of the world. The fact is that the end of the world has been prophesied sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many times, and each and every one has been wrong to date.

@martha, whoops! was it a serious topic? :)

*WHOOPS!* I dont see it listed under jokes and humor :)

it's so annoying when people forget that humans are naturally cute and funny.

grumpy grumpy.

DUMB YANK HAHA....YOU GROW UP YOU BIG KID HAHA HEAVEN AND HELL ISNT A REAL PLACE...HAHAHA ..ITS ESOTERIC...ITS A MIND STATE...NOT A REAL LOCATION...WHAT SIGNS HAHAHA

Heaven cause i like cold weather there

Nowhere.

probably a similar place people in a coma go to.

WHEN YOU ARE IN COMA...YOU ARE STILL ALIVE...WHEN YOUR DEAD...YOUR DEAD...VERY SIMPLE...IF I CHUCK MY COMPUTER OUT OF WINDOW...ITS DEAD...MAYBE BE ABLE TO FIX...BUT WITH HUMAN...WHEN YOU DIE ,,,ENERGY GOES...AND YOU ARE..WELL DEAD