How do i get featured on Zorpia?

:D

i'd love to download it.. but it's not let'n me *pout*

brown noser.

lmaoooo .. fool..

indeed you are.

lol i see i've really pissed you off tonight..

have a nice night :D

Not at all. Oh a nice night? Quick you better go and check on your daughter. This time she is probably getting raped and you are busy here not watching her:-D
Goodnight.

you do realize how you contradict yourself dont you? .. i didn't piss you off, but you say such things about my daughter.. yeah right lol .. your like a child lashing out with anything and everything you can think of.. sad really ..

LOL as are you.

pfft *rolls eyes* lol

You really do make me sick. Honestly, grow up. You are asking for more...

hahahahahaha too funny stick with a dick

Act you age not your waist size.

hahahahaha you call me fat then say this? hahahahaha do you think before you type? ever? lol


psst.. why dont you call in your lil sis.. she's better at this then you.. hahahaha (joke! she's just as bad LOL)

Hahaha I thought you would like it.. You are pathetic. End of story. I feel sorry for you. Have a nice night:-D

lmao.. you feel sorry for me? that's why you say the things you do about my daughter right? .. pfft.. whatever stick with a dick LOL the only pathetic one here is you, full stop LOL .. psst.. ya back step'n needs work too LOL

Listen here old lady, I brought up your appearance for once. You are kind of quick to forget about that last thread where the only thing you could say was about what I looked like huh? Hahahaha

it was you that brought up your looks on the last post.. lol.. you talked about how i once made fun of your chest pushed all out like your all that.. lol ya call me forgetful? hahaha .. this old mind seems to do well compared to your fried brain LOL i've brought up your looks once.. several several months ago.. when you were call'n me a s**t LOL and you continue to bring them up over an over LOL .. and you been call'n me fat an say'n stuff about my daughter every chance you get.. you pathetic stick with a dick..

i really liked that post horny put up.. with you say'n if you cant get em with the truth then lie.. lol which is totally what you do LOL

oh.. and i'd much rather attack your looks than your family members, who have nothing to do with this unless you drag them into it to get some backup LOL

You are hilarious you know that?
I haven't lied to you. If anything you are the one that is always twisting the truth.. From your racist remarks to comments on my appearance, I really love that you try and back out of what you have said when majority of the people on here dont give a f*ck. Correction, You were the one talking about my chest all pushed out. Remember? it was you. You were the one who started it because you had no other intelligent reply:-D There there, old lady we all know that there is no education where you come from, if there were you wouldn't be a preaching freak, your daughter wouldn't have ended up in a psych ward and you wouldn't have to argue with me online because I asked some one about their movie. Go to a library, go read a book go cook some more food. Do something useful, because you are going to keep piling on the kilos sitting in front of the PC all day and night...
Later.
im out.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaa .. you have lied, and you cant remember s*it lmaoooooo .. you cried last go around we had about me talking about your looks, you say it's all i got an such, when it's always you bringing them up cuz of the ONE time i did .. which was what, 10 months ago? lol.. so i hadn't brought them up at all.. you do, over an over cry'n about it lol .. an i'm not talk'n to anyone but you, an i could give a rats ass who reads LOL .. an there ya go again with daughter comments.. and it's a SONG not a movie.. which shows just how well your brain functions.. hahahahahahahaha

Movie/song/movie/song whatever.. I am glad you picked up on that. The whole point of the thread was that. Not for you to come in here and call me names. LOL Grow up.

lmaoooo thats some memory you got there.. hahahaha .. durrr your glad my ass hahahaha back track back track.. oops stepped in some BULL s*it hahahahaha ..

again, i wasn't talk'n TO YOU just ABOUT YOU... turn about is fair play LOL.. so if ya dont want what ya dish out then stop dish'n it LOL .. simple really :D .. i cant count how many times you've attacked me without being provoked but ya done it since i've been here.. nor can i count the number of times you've tried to provoke me with comments about my daughter.. so why dont you do some growing up little stick with a dick.. not everyone will run from you.. and surely not me!

nice converation part2 lol. i kinda get the feelin u guys like each other very much

Yes we are in love, we are getting married in the summer. Would you like to join the festivities?? :-P

i would love to ty fot ur invitation. i bet u guys will have beautiful children

No children needed darling, she comes with more than enough baggage.

lmao just checked out her page thought the cowgirl was a cowboy

lol

LMFAO

whats so funny? hasn't someone mistaken you for a boy based on your replies before? .. oh wait no.. that's impossible.. ya always got photos on your profile pic of ya back arched out so's they'll notice your tits .. hahaha .. though i noticed ya chopped em off in this photo ya got showing now.. surely that aint cuz i teased ya about it was it? hehehehehehe

waits patiently for you to whine cuz i brought up your looks LOL

*yawn*
You really have nothing better to do dont you? Please dont bother replying, I am shopping and you are annoying me.

lmao.. you replied awfully quick for being so busy hahahaha *smiles* .. haven't you figured it out yet.. night time is my recreation time.. i'm enjoying myself :D

Ok well have fun.

i am :) .. you have fun too :D

i already have beautiful children.. an i've no doubt if she knew anything about the others as she does my oldest daughter, she'd try finding a way to insult me by using them too..

u guys need to chill

i am chill'd ... just speak'n the truth :P

So this is how you get featured on Zorpia? Ripping people apart? That's maturity? Wow! Taking up an entire page degrading one another, including children? Unbelievable.. I've read your comments and although I do not know you, you come off as extremely arrogant and snide. I assumed this was an open forum for people really interested in seeking aid to their posed questions, not a self-centered "bitch fest!" Your comments are abhorring and should be reserved for a private converse not a public assembly. It is very small for "grown" "women" to behave in such a fashion. You should be very ashamed! You are not defending, you are antagonizing. And, commenting on one's educational background is deplorable. I presume you hold a degree in English from an accredited university? If so, you should realize that when you are referring to someone, it is one word not two. In closing this reply, I must deliver unto you one last observation regarding your petty name calling of "old lady." Not only is it simplistically mean, but I note your age states 61. Your adversary is recognized as 42. I would reconsider that statement, as it could be very easily applied to you.

And you are?? LOL

obviously somebody with a lot better head on her shoulders than you..

i see u been at it again my darling! lol!!
stop eggin these ppl on!! xP

perhaps if her friends didn't feed her ego she'd stop? .. nah.. dout it.. she likes being disgusting, she thinks it's cute to try to degrade others while telling them what they can and can not say.. XD

soon you will

What do you want to featured for? there's no money in it for ya.
Actually they're making money off of you.

not to mention ya get bombarded with idiotic emails .. or at least that's what i've heard ..

btw.. hi .. hope your having a good valentines day

cyaz

I didn't lol
There was a big increse in people looking at my page, that was all!
*SMILES*

perhaps it's different for men then women? .. i donno, just read a bit about massive emails from pervs after one's been featured... not my cup'a tea ;) glad it worked out good for you though :D

have a blessed day :)

mind you dont think you need to be zorpian of the month to get unwanted mail of of some here do you

very true.. some get it without being zorpian of the month.. i get a few, but i'm not bombarded with them

same here

Merci.

yw :)

no idea but current fetured zorpian is amazin //kelly

i dont need to be';-)

good luck

Ummmm set up a Zorpia Music account??

That's what i have.

Ohhhh LOL ummmmm, you could kick and scream and shout and then it still may not work..
Is any of your music released?

lol. check out my page if you would like to hear

I dont want to hear it, I asked if it was released. Do you have CD's? Do people buy your music? Do people know your music?

it's nice music.. pay no attention to the stick with a dick ;) hehehehe

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found you? lol.. believe me i wasn't looking.. i just noticed you were being your usual nasty self .. give'n a guy a hard time .. so i told him to not pay any attention to ya LOL

How is that being nasty? Pffft I asked him a couple of questions about his music...

You sure your daughters drug addiction didn't follow suit?
You seem more fucked up than anyone I have ever spoken to.

you said "I dont want to hear it, I asked if it was released. Do you have CD's? Do people buy your music? Do people know your music?" .. that's mean in my view.. whats it gonna hurt you to go listen? all your questions center around if he's a "star" or not.. if so you'd give him the time of day huh? if not he dont get nutten but a sassy mouth...

an my daughters stopped doing drugs after the guy gave her that one an it flipped her out.. bet you cant say the same... your an occasional user remember.. so is it nightly or weekends only? .. pot calling kettle black is it? lol
and why do you talk to me? i didn't talk to you.. only about you! hahahaha

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Ok so just because I didn't listen means that I am being nasty. FYI bitch, I am at work and my pc here does not have sound:-) Hence the reason I asked those questions. You just choose to think everything I say is mean and nasty because you dont like me. I have seen you post here and there about pointless crap that I dont agree on all the time. Sending *hugs* and *kisses* and s*i* like that to people that reply in the way you want them to reply. This isn't play school but if I haven't offended you dont come and bitch about me. I know you didn't reply to me but because it came up in my responses:-P Sneaky bitch!
You are nothing but a parrot, always jumping to conclusions before you know anything.
So what if I were to take drugs, I have never told you what I do with my life all I have said is that I am not as stupid as your daughter. Again jumping to conclusions. It is the only thing you seem to be good at..

LOL you think I am going to sit there and keep quiet when you call me a stick with a dick? Honestly, grow up oh and while your at it, grow thinner.

lol .. the point of your questions was to find out how "star-ish" he is.. period.. ok so when you get off work you'll know if you wanna go listen or not LOL ..it's the whole way you worded it.. like "who are you and how important/famous are you.. i wont give you the time of day if your not famous" attitude you got..

as for hugs n kisses to people.. ahem.. that's you that does that.. i dont do the *kisses* much - if at all LOL .. and most people stay outta our discussions, only your friends join.. and only once did a girlfriend of one of your friends joined and she attacked you as you've done her.. and i do recall last we typed each other, someone else enters the picture an your lap'n her up like'a male dog does to a female dog in heat hahaha .. she even made the point to tell you not to get jealous when i said the same to her.. yeah i mimmic'd you.. an i believe you said i was a kiss ass.. hahaha.. the whole point of what i said flew right over your head.. lol .. i mimic'd you an you called me a kiss ass.. that was priceless ..

"so what if i were to take drugs, i have never told you" .. haha.. i think you just did.. as did you the other day when defending your useage.. lol you said something along the lines of "your not addicted, it's recreation" remember? lol .. true my daughter was stupid to trust someone that gave her something laced that she didn't know about, but she's learned her lesson ... be thankful it's never happened to you.. or has it? .. (i dont really care, so dont answer)

and LOL @ "if i haven't offended you dont come an bitch about me" hahahahaha is that some type of admission to the fact that you try, and you dont want me at you when you dont try? lol

your low, all ya do is bring up my daughter, my parenting, and anything else you think MIGHT upset me.. well guess what.. it dont work.. you mean zilch to me as does your opinion..

If I mean "zilch" to you why do you keep on writing up essays to try and back up your reasons for the stupidity that spills in your replies.
Lap'n her up like a male dog does a female? Hmmm do you know the situation? Do you know that we are actually best friends? No, once again jumping to conclusions. That person that I did send my love to was a woman that I am definately in love with. So try and mimick me by saying that you love her. I called you a kiss ass because I really do love her and I knew that you were trying to be a smart ass and she didn't see it. Also the reason that she told me not to get jealous, because she didn't know you were being a dickhead as per usual..
I dont have to defend anything about drugs. You see my mother isn't a psycho freak that would make me turn to a "big scary black man" with some awesome wicked drugs that I had no idea what I was getting myself into. I also loved the racist remarks in that thread too. Priceless...
LOL @ you being a pathetic excuse for a know it all.

so a few paragraphs are essays to you? .. figures LOL .. and i knew you were friends with that girl lol and i did so enjoy annoying you by say'n that to her .. but it was nice to see you cant influence everyone to join into your dramas LOL .. she was actually quite nice :)

an i never said he was a "big scary black man" lol... nor was i racest.. it is just fact.. he's black, and it's a fact that you tried to twist and turn into racism .. what'a crock that was LOL and its something i will not further your imagination with...

lol @ awesome wicked drugs.. who's the insane one? lol .. as for your mother, you brought her up not me, however i wont go there :D no need for that in my view :)

Pfft.

lol pfffffffffffffffffft back at ya

PS.. it was you who said you didn't like me cuz i talk about GOD in my posts and you've been on my ass since the first post i talked on.. you tried tell'n me to keep GOD out of my posts LOL.. and a few of your friends asked you to lighten up and you laughed it off think'n you were miss all that.. and i told them i thought we could get along, and i even tried to get along with you, but you choose not too, so dont be cry'n me a river about me not liking you, you started this bitch fest, and you keep it going every chance you get.. and i suppose you think people will back down to you, and perhaps many do because they dont wanna get into it, but then you ran into me and i brought it back in your face.. what a shocker that must'a been.. the "fat old lady" doesn't tuck tail an run from the one who "tells it like it is" (and lies through her teeth each time) .. i remember that all too well, you were featured zorpian think'n your s*it didn't stink an you were untouchable.. what'a fake you were and are..

nice converation enjoyed it lol

glad you did :)

hey I've got popcorn and a front row seat....carry on you two

hehehe wanna soda pop too? :D

yes plz....coke classic if it's available would do nicely....:P

your in luck, it's my husbands fav so i've got plenty in stock ;) hehehehe .. over ice or out of the can? hehe

* does a happy li'l tardo dance *.....coke Coke COKE!!!

and out of the can is always my fave.....although I do have to wash the top before opening thanx to a gross email.....pmsl

gross email? excuse me? .. i think your stuck in fantasy land.. best call for le'plane le'plane .. and ask them to bring a white jacket too :D

no no no....was an email about not drinkin pop from cans as they have rat feces on them from bein in storage rooms.
I meant nothing untoward towards you dear lady......:D

ahhh i thought you were saying i sent you a gross email.. my bad.. hehe .. an yeah rat feces on top of pop cans is disgusting lol .. **ponders telling her husband about it** hehehe (joke) ;) .. actually pop is limited to one a day.. we're big water drinkers.. my husband is the plant manager of a water bottling company.. i think we keep them in business with the amount of water we drink.. hahahaha .. but i do love the hot/cold watering tank.. i cook with it too LOL .. i seen this nasty video once where they seperated ions an such in a glass of water from the faucet and one from bottled water.. the bottled water was clear.. the faucet water had about 1/2 inch of cloudy yuck at the bottom.. ewww ..

OMG!!.....now that's GROSS!!!!......am off to wash my pop cans.......hope I run into you again....tc

yup it was.. i haven't drank faucet water since then... i should try to find that video an make a post about it LOL .. anyways.. peace to ya :)

how do i become a featured zorpian :) plz tell me :) do i need to go for royal member ship and verified photo and stuff to become featured :|

YOu have to be cool............Like me
Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah a
I have no idea, You just get picked.

lol.. how i get as cool as you? :P

no one can get as cool as Tanz! we can only dream! :)

Awwwwwwwww PhlirT you are just to kind
Heres a bit of shoulder for that.

OH MY *throws Water over you*

I make my own music too but have no clue how to make artist account. Never works for me :S lol

the admins and jefferyy choose. u hav to stand out i guess. its not a big thing, just ur face in site page.

Not all featured zorpian deserved to be feature so far.
Good luck Fido.

I agree with you!

You randomly get picked, sorry, it's silly. When you're featured, don't forget that EVERYONE can see you and access your page. And it's true, you do get some idiotic messages, and you get many more people wanting to be on your friend list.


Just keep going with the music though. You'll get there :)

I think you most certainly do NOT get randomly picked, that is, randomly picked from everyone on Zorpia. Almost every one of the people featured so far are active forum people, and probably hobnob with other active Zorpians who are mods or admins and they get recommended. And yes, a few have not really "deserved" to be featured at all, but who gives a shi* about that anyway....

I think it's far more sensible to feature someone who actually uses their account. It's not that great being featured, and I'm glad this guy wants to be featured to outsource his music, rather than his ego.

hey cali :)
i hope that one day they will consider to feature me really.
of course i will keep going with my music :)
music = life = love for me !
Taizy

When ill get the damn crown???