Sunday,Mar 23 2008, 05:43:27 AMJOKES

JOKES

To Ladies Sheila, HUGS and BABIE
for their laughs...
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DUE TO LANGUAGE OR WHAT?
(Received from my nephew on net. Just for fun. No hints!)


An Arabian was interviewed at the US Embassy.
Consul: What is your name?
Arabian: Abdul Aziz.  
Consul: Sex?
Arabian: Six to twelve times a week.
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arabian: Both male and female, sometimes even camels.
Consul: Holy cow!
Arabian: Yes, cows and dogs too.
Consul: Man, isn't it hostile?
Arabian: Horse style, dog style, any style.
Consul: Oh dear!
Arabian: Deer? No deer, they run too fast!

(Ha! Ha! Ha!)

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PLAYING WITH WORDS!

I was sitting on our home verandah, when I saw my 17 year-old little sister
walking out of the bathroom. She has just arranged and sprayed her hair
into a  huge mess, style of a renowned rock singer - and was met by
my mother who has just come back up from the supermarket.
"What has you done to your hair?" Mom demanded.
"I've just teased it", my sister replied, smiling at her own smart language.
"Teased?" Mom snapped back. "You've driven it insane!"

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