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Tuesday,Feb 14 2006, 03:19:48 PMHAPPY VALENTINES DAY
YOU'VE BEEN A NAUGHTY GIRL, NOW GO TO MY ROOM
Thursday,Feb 2 2006, 02:30:47 PMOne Wish
If I had one wish it would be that you could see yourself the way I see you. the you would know why I freakin love you so much.....
Wednesday,Feb 1 2006, 08:00:52 PMPoetry from a friend
roses r red, nuts r brown, skirts r up, pants r down, body 2 body, skin 2 skin, when its stiff, stick it in. send to 10 ppl and see if u get it back that means someone wants to FUCK YOU. if i don't get this back i guess u don't want me that bad. if u have a lot of luv 4 someone.....copy and send to ur whole friend list and ur true love will call or im you 2day so b happy!! da sex train - if u get it ur cute...u get it twice ur a hottie...u get it 3 times ur sexy...4 times ur fuckable......send this and see how many time u get it
Wednesday,Feb 1 2006, 05:58:06 PMSince I am A MARINE I love this
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they
learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she
asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says
"No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine
to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
pride.
"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know,"Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines
could shoot the fucker."
learned about the history of Valentine's Day.
"Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she
asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"
Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says
"No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a Valentine
to?"
"Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could
have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that
maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd love
everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell
everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
pride.
"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know,"Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines
could shoot the fucker."